Urinal Cake: Lucy You got some esplainin to do!
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Smh …
Dallas Police Lt. Regina Smith, who produced a video in which she performed under the name "Lucille Baller," has been placed on administrative leave over the song, the Dallas Morning News reported.
"Don't push Ms. Lucy, because you won't like the consequences," Smith raps in the video (below). "Mess with me or I will shoot a [expletive], 'cause Lucille Baller, she been to hell and back."
The song plays over a montage of photos that include Regina dressed in provocative clothing firing a gun. She is wearing a bright red wig reminiscent of 1950s TV comedian Lucille Ball.
In another video, a reality-style film titled "Broken Blues," Smith refers to her gun as "Ms. Lucy." In one scene, she also says, "You know what I would do to somebody who tried to take advantage of me? You see this bullet right here? I'll stick it from the rooter to the tooter and bring it out."
Both videos originally appeared on the website of Smith's independent record label and music production company, Big Rush In Global Media. The site is named after her late husband, Dallas Police Senior Corporal Norman Smith, who went by the nickname "Big Russian." He was fatally shot on the job in 2009.
Smith has criticized the police department for its treatment of her following her husband's death, CBS 11 reported.
“I have been alone in my struggle, as far as support from the department,” she told the station.
That department is now trying to find out whether or not Smith has committed any policy violations.
“You see this bullet right here? I'll stick it from the rooter to the tooter and bring it out."
Lmaooooooo! Really?!? Rooter to the tooter??!?
F**k the youth; you see what hip hop has done to the adults? It has them putting on oversized wigs reaching for goals they couldn’t touch with a 10ft pole. She’s trying to fit in with her nieces and nephews, nah Regina . We know you want to be young and we’re not going to let you. You work for the police Re-Re, not Freshwear, DTLR, or Mr Shoes. Get your life together. When did you plan to get on? 59?
If she were white what do you think? Fired?
No, if she was white she would be a celebrity.
Nah, if she was white, she wouldn’t be rapping at all.
S/O to all my milks of magnesia.
Black people rock!
Everybody give this woman a HUGE flush!
But Hey, What Do I Know?
*splits white owl*
Stupid Love
It has been a minute since you read a post from me, but trust and believe the grind hasn't stop!!! And won't stop!!!Take That, Take That!!! (P.Diddy Voice)
ANYWAY...
Now that the Public Service Announcement is out the way.
HERE WE GO...
"The idea of love is worth the chance to take action"~Me.
Wasn't expecting me to go there were you...Me either! The best thing about your brain is that you control it while it controls you. Ok, read that again (without looking at Ri Ri's Tits), some of you might of missed that. I'll wait!!!
(DISCLAIMER: This image has nothing to do with this post...I just like titties)
Urinal Cake: Making a Clean getaway
Yo, yo, yo, yo! It’s that time again …..
The Ohio woman who was accused of breaking into a home west of Cleveland, cleaning it and leaving a bill for $75 has pleaded guilty to attempted burglary.
The 53-year-old Susan Warren told authorities that she was driving by the house one day in May and decided she 'wanted something to do.'
She broke in, washed some coffee cups, took out the trash, vacuumed and dusted inside the house.
Then she left a bill written on a napkin that included her phone number.
When police confronted Warren about the alleged early-morning break in, she told them she 'does it all the time.'
When the homeowners' 18-year-old daughter woke up to find the house had been cleaned, she assumed her parents had hired a maid, the victim Sherry Bush told
'There were some coffee mugs that my husband had out,' she said. 'She had washed them all.
'She wrote a note [on a napkin] and left it on the table, saying, "$75 I was here to clean", and left her name and number,' Bush said.
The 'cleaning fairy' was also caught in another property in February and was found guilty of criminal trespass.
I think we all have wished at some point in our lives that by time we awake from a glorious nap the house would magically clean, right? Parents, I know this has happened to you. Once again, we’ve been granted another reason not to visit Cleveland .
Real sh!t…How many of y'all would have looked at the napkin like you caught a lick?
“Oh this heffa broke INto my crib… to clean it?!?!... shiiiiiiid, she SOL on that 75”
The crazy part is; she says she does it all the time. Where in the world do they do this type ish?? I'm convinced she’s been covered in the blood of Jesus thus far, because obviously she hasn’t ran into the wrong house or this story would be entirely different.
Another question, how many of y'all would have woken up and said…
“Damn, moms must have hired a maid”?
don’t worry … I’ll wait.
Everybody give this retard a HUGE flush….
Who is Will Thompson?
Biography
Born On May 28th, 1983, at age 29 Will Thompson has been on a steady pace to realize his goals. Already equipped with an impressive list of accomplishments in his promising acting career, he still has his sights set on capturing the elusive goal of landing a lead role in a major film or theatrical production.
As a multi-faceted phenomena, Will who learned how to play the piano by ear is also a talented musician. He traveled to Los Angeles to negotiate a contract with a major record label just to realize he has an insatiable desire and passion for acting. He decided to re-direct his talents from music to film and television. Thompson knew he wanted to be an entertainer since the age of twelve. The interest was sparked after viewing and learning from the legendary performances of Jackie Gleason, Redd Fox, Robert Dinero and Al Pacino. Thompson said his ultimate goal is to work with notable superstars such as, Denzel Washington and Tyler Perry.
Upon returning to his hometown of Chicago, Thompson’s career began to blossom. His most recent and memorable role was playing an assistant to a mob boss in the action-comedy movie “Shots Fired.” he was hired for a background role in the hit movie “The Dilemma.”
Thompson was also casted in two TV pilots, “Matadors,” “Pleading Guilty” and “Connie Banks the Actor” along with a part in the Oprah Winfrey made-for-television, There Are No Children Here.” He has also appeared in several commercials. His entertainment history also includes parts in radio skits and various roles in stage plays.
That path was almost derailed when Thompson learned he had a herniated disc in 2008. The aliment led to three major back surgeries within a 12-month time frame. After the second operation, Thompson suffered a staph infection in his lower spine region which almost proved to be fatal. Thompson said he had to learn how to walk after each procedure. Now in good health, he continues to focus on polishing his skills through acting classes. He’s studied at Act One Conservatory, and attended sessions at The Green Room and Second City Chicago. He continues to practice with other actors and coaches to further perfect his craft. Determination is the best word to describe the work of Will Thompson. With his die hard work ethics, he is on his way of becoming a household name in the industry.
Besides the indelible mark he has made in film, he also has a passion for the youth. As an active member within his city, Thompson plans to organize a peace summit called “Taking Our City Back.” His core values are to re-define empowerment with efforts to instill self love and safe lives.
Becoming a household name in the industry Will is an all around talent; he brings a special charisma to the roles he portrays. It is just a matter of time before Will Thompson's name and face will appear on marquees and movie trailers everywhere.
Will is an amazing actor of the future and is on his path to an A level success. A star on the rise.
Wise Words from HR
Good afternoon ladies and gentleman,
I didn't get to read or watch a lot of TV this week so, unfortunately theres not much for me to report this time around. All i can say is the drugs have been wonderful to me and my family.
This is pretty much going to be me shootin off at the mouth about a couple things. Never mind me if i jump from one subject to the next, just follow along and enjoy the ride.
Close the door while your at it..
(1)
Sandy..... f**k you. Even though I'm not directly involved, I still hope all is well on the East coast.
(2)
Young parents: Don't come out on Halloween expecting to get candy. You fake old.... and that's all that counts.
(3)
I understand you have your preferences when it comes to movies, but ladies, when Avengers, Iron Man, Spiderman, Superman, Expendables, Batman, and or Thundercats hit the theater.... STFU and take that man to be a kid again, or Tonya from work will.
(4)
Fellas, if you're going to start a flurry of inner office romances, be discrete, trust on one. If you bring her coffee in the morning ask everyone else if they want some also.
(5)
If you're unaware of how to talk to snow bunnies, remember this....White girls LOVE Panera Bread
(6)
Sweet Baby Rays was made by a white man....
(7)
Refrain from using dumbass hash tags on your instagram pictures. You sound retarded saying the same thing over again
"I love when my bae comes over with a movie - #movie #bae #Starbucks #myhouse #20inTV #HeRangMyDoorbell"
....shut up....
(8)
Stop sucking your belly in when you take side profile pictures. We can tell you finna pass out.. we shouldn't be able to see your entire rib cage.... boo
(9).
Stop hating on Kim K PLEASE! .... As much d**k as you've probably sucked for free, don't be mad she got paid for her talents. Some of y'all will go off a half pint and free entry to the club.
(10)
Send your man a nude or ass shot in the morning if you want him to stay on the right path.
(11)
Sorry, but that loose blouse is full of lies and deception. We see the tummy meat.
(12)
Ladies, don't worry about your flaws... if hes with you he's already excepted them.
"Back to Payroll"
-HR