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Hi, my name is Perry and I harbor my thoughts.... (Waves)

"If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all." ~Somebody

With that being said...

Thanks alot mom, now that I'm grown I've become a mute, an over observant analytical mute. There are so many words that I want to piece together in order to formulate an articulate sentence to express my feelings of discontent, but I have never had the practice. Thanks alot mom! Thanks alot dad for leaving me and making me grow up before my time, causing me to see how strong of a people a woman can be... No really, Thanks alot!!! Thanks alot basketball for showing me other ways to direct my anger by channeling it into something positive. Thanks alot. Thanks alot Chicago for showing me what not to be, but not showing who to be. I am finding that out on my own. Chunks of me are embedded in my mind, trying to chisel itself free, but because I don't have anything nice to say, then I won't say anything at all. Thanks alot for listening!!!

#ThisHurt
#50ShadesOfMe
#NeverAppearTooPerfect

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The Married Bachelor (Excerpt)

Chapter 5: Lust At First Sight

Scene: The Lounge

Russel:Who is that?
James: who?
Russel: Her, right there...with the purple top on and black skirt, Next to the Guy with bedazzled sports coat and new boys jeans, ha
James: Boy you stupid, but yeah I see her.
Russel: Any way..... Imma get her.....wait is that Monica with her this is going to be easier then I thougt...I'll be right back,
(Russel walks over to the bar where the two ladies are mingling and waiting on their drinks, licks his lips to make sure they are not chapped and pops a mint in his mouth. there is nothing worst then trying to holla at a girl with liquor breath. just before he approached them he gives one last gander to james as to get a sign of reassurance. James acknowledges with the universal head nod as a sign that hes watching him in action.

Monica was sup?
I started to text you and see if you were going out....(looks at other women)
And I should of.......
Hey I'm russel
and you are?
(extends hand out for handshake)
whispers over to monica
dont you have a dance floor to attend to?
im going to entertain your friend
(looks over at women)
i didnt catch your name
i didnt throw it.
lets go monica this my song
(russel pays for his dirink and walks away from the bar to socialize with his friends again)
James: from over her rusy it look like you striked out.
never that partner
beauty of that magnatude is a work in progress, what i just did was plant the seed. monica is going to water it and you, my friend just watch it grow
(later that night)
what time is it rusy?
3:37am
got damn, got to be more careful, shondra is going to kill me
so whats the plan?
I got to get home, i told shondra i would be home by 2am, she probably waiting up on me
(flashback of living room, with shondra sitting in the recliner facing the door with a belt and a suitcase packed with james stuff)
(james comes back to reality as the lights in the club come on and the dj played the last song of the night ginueane's "aint none of your friends buisness"
dj: this the last song so you better get you numbers and your meet up spots cause we bout to shut this bitch down. As the saying goes "you ain't got to go home but you got to get the hell outta here.
dj: get that freaky ass couple off the floor
(voice from across the room)
Get a room...
dj: you know he getting some pussy tonight
russel: james im going to catch up with monica and her buddy see if they want to get food. since yo whipped ass got a curfew
james: its not whipped its called respect
russel: well you disrepectiong her cause its 3:52am
(james turnes and dashes for the door)
ill hit you later if she dont let me in tonight...
russel: (laughs) aight
(now monica and her buddy left the club about 2:30am apperantly what they were looking for was not at this club)

monica's buddy: girl tonight was just like every other friday night, a bunch of thirsty ass men looking for a one night stand, where are the good men at
monica: girl i dont know, im here with yo single ass (laughs)
monicas buddy: who was the guy that you knew at V-live
monica: who, you know I know everybody
monicas buddy: yeah you little whore
monica: dont hate cause im a celebrity
monicas buddy: yeah in your head, you know they have doctors for that, i worry about you sometimes..
monica: and wait what you mean a "little whore" fuck you, You not short stopping... youve had your share of dick too now,
monica's buddy: so you just gone televise my buisness like that. plus i was younger then, you have to grow up sometimes monica you should try it.

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Human Resource Dept: Can I talk to yall for a minute pt. 2

I haven’t had a chance to talk to y'all for a minute, so here it is.

“Can I talk to y'all for a minute” pt. 2

What is your purpose?

I’m not here to preach, that’s your pastor’s job, not mine. I’ve found myself talking to not only my constituents, but also middle aged adults about the reasons of why we are here on this earth. I’m a firm believer that everyone has a purpose and it’s up to us to find out what that is. We often become too complacent with our current position in life, and what I mean by that is; we often “stay” because we end up leaning on wages, insurance benefits, and loyalty, but the number one culprit is fear. Fear of failure, fear of other people judging you, fear of actually succeeding. I found out, as much as we say we “don’t give a f**k” we actually “give all the f**ks” in the world. We might not want to admit it tho. We get consumed in what people think are the right things for US to do, therefore molding our path into something that isn’t necessarily designed for US. Too often I see people dressed the same way, talk the same way, and act the same way and that seems according to what they see in the media. We’ve gotten away from originality, and what defines us as individuals. “When we forget what we should be, we find out what we are.” Everyone is here for a reason. Nobody but the Big Homie JC knows. It’s in all possible that you’ve passed up your purpose trying to fulfill someone else’s opinion of what YOU should be. There is somebody right now making 75k a year with a good car and benefits miserable as shit. Why? Because they know there’s something out there greater for them, but is afraid to buss a move. On the other hand you have someone making a simple 28k a year with a decent car and benefits living life to the fullest. Why? Because they’ve found their purpose, and realize there is no greater satisfaction than to do what’s in their heart. Where they succeed, most of us fail. Life isn’t about taking the short cut, its all about the scenic route. Sometimes struggle is a must, sometimes the best things are the hardest to get. If what you want is easy to obtain, then it’s not something you need, but what you want. Don’t be scared to go out on a limb and shoot for the moon, hell if you miss, you’re still amongst the stars.

When you think about what you need, does it make you scared or frightened?

It should.

Does it pain you not to have it?

It should.

Pops: “you can’t be scared to take a shot; you just have to do it”

Son: “Dad, I don’t even know what to aim at!”

Pops: “Doesn’t matter, sometimes it great just to hear the gun go off”

We aren’t all here to be the same. Find your purpose.

-ZeeDaay-

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Conspiracy Theory

It’s Wednesday so you already know what it is so let’s get to it. I must admit on my day off after I drop the little one off at school I grab me a Caramello(a better version of a cappuccino…well in my eyes) from a coffee shop I love catch up on my celeb gossip and then I go back to sleep. When I wake up I pick out a few movies to curl up on the couch with pour me a glass of wine and flame one up. Usually I pick a horror movies or lifetime like movies. So I ended up watching some low budget horror movie that I’ve never heard of with these prehistoric vultures attacking people because they drank some contaminated water. Long story short these teens being attacked find the scientist or doctor guy that polluted the water. He tells them he was forced by the government to dispose of the cure to cancer that he created. The cure mixed with chemicals caused this outbreak. So I get to wondering while I’m watching this movie how realistic could that situation be. Is it possible that a scientist or doctor has come up with cures for any or all these ailments: Cancer, AIDS, Alzheimer’s and chose to keep it under wraps or scrap it completely because it’s more profitable to keep people sick? Think about how much money the health care industry makes from the insured and uninsured, the grants, the research, the trials? I hate to put it out there but Magic Johnson is the healthiest and thickest guy I’ve ever seen with HIV. Is it because he could afford to by the cure and keeping him alive is beneficial to keeping the rich rich. With all that they can do with technology and with all the research and knowledge they have done into all these sicknesses that are slowly but surely killing us is it far fetched to think that the government is conspiring to get rid of the weak links…aka those of us who can’t afford to buy this cure so that money can keep making the world go round? I’d even go as far to say maybe some of these illnesses were created to do the dirty work for the government and only those they feel are worth saving will be given the cure. Trust me this isn’t just the movie talking. I’ve always had a issue with the government. They lie and they keep shit under wraps and curing all the sick could be one more way they are fucking us over. This is just one of many conspiracy theories I have stay tuned for part II…I’m going where no one dares to go…toe to toe with the Illuminati. Thanks again folks for letting me into your heads so I can make love to your minds…until next week

Smooches

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F.u.c.k Church

F-ellowshipping
U-nder a
C-ertain
K-ingship

"I determine my own beliefs, therefore I am my own god"~ Me

I'll see y'all on the "other side"

First off don't judge me! And if you are F.u.c.k YOU. (F)orreal (U) (C)an (K)ick rocks

Welp, as the Church folks would say "I'm bout to step on some toes with this one"

Well I would like to start off with a question....Do you go to church because you want to go to Heaven or because you are scared to go to Hell? *drops mic* Take a minute to think about that. Who wouldn't want to go to a place where you are TOLD you can have many mansions and streets paved with gold or the fact that if you don't abide by the commandments you will go to a place where you will spend eternity in a lake of fire. (Here is were the contradictory comes in to play) The "Good Book" tells you if you managed your money right you could get those mansions right here on earth (paraphrased). I guess the confusion comes when the "already wealthy" people on this earth have this method of "paying themselves first" but the church wants you to pay your tithes first or you would be considered robbing God, which means you are breaking one of the ten commandments (thou shalt not steal). Soooooooo basically, the church would rather you have your "Mansions" when, according to the bible, nobody is gone know who you are (me personally if that is the case, I could just do with a Studio Apartment in Heaven, who am I going to invite over if I don't know anybody?). Now if you think about it, the bible says your body is the church, so technically the wealthy people on earth are already living by biblical principles, do you see the confusion? So you telling me that I could of just read the bible (at home) get that interpretation of saving money without having to pay the church 10 percent of my hard earned income that is already taxed by the government, which the government is already allowing the church to be taxed exempt.....I could be wealthy already, and I'm going to go to Heaven? The moral of the story is if Heaven equals good and Hell equals bad, just do good shit and you will be straight. Live life the best way you know how without endangering yourself or others and you can get that mansion on earth, because someone will eventually pay you for your good deeds. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MeSSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed #JustMyThoughts

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Human Resource Dept: Office Visits

First and foremost, f**k this snow fam.

Here's another installment of “Office Visits”

@KINGDINGALING

“KD (Kevin Durant) has the same grade hair as Forest Whittaker”

@1CretiA

“Smh… folks out here letting the same old things excite them”

@All_shongod

“The path to hell is often paved with good intentions”

@NerdAtTheCoolTable

“You only want whats easy…. That’s why what you get never lasts”

@RegularAssRon

“People gotta be able to have a productive convo with you in real life before they like your personality”

@CuffsTheLegend

“Ladies, talking and using slang like a dude gets you further away from the wedding dress”

@ZeeDaay

”N*** s will cheat on their girl before they cheat on their barber”

@A2daO

“How much you think is a reasonable price for the Instagram app if you ugly?”

@Elle_is_haute

“USPA – U Should Pay Attention cuz that’s not real Polo”

@RonONealDC

“Woman u interested in call u “bro” its only 2 options: Put that missile on her thigh immediately or ask which friend she hookin u up wit”

-HR-

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Conspiracy Theory

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