www.letmeputitinyourbutt.com/ ........Don't go trying to click on the site with your nasty self, but if you did its ok. Its 2012 and freaks are in, not hoes but freaks, thought I might clarify that. Ladies, if you are over 25 years of age and you have not gotten your back door kicked in, your man is a square. Straight up!!!.....Men, Let me learn you something real quick, every women is curious. The reason why you may not have succeeded is because you try to dive right in when you can't even swim. Just like in life preperation is key. Start with a baby oil body rub with a concentration on the glutemus maximus. When massaging oil onto the buttocks secretly insert the thumbs. At this time she should be so induldge in the sensual full body massage that she didn't even realize that your thumb is in her ass. At about this point is where you squirt a table spoon of baby oil directly in the butt hole. With the accessive overflow, rub it on your man parts and commence to knocking on that door. Women are going to do one of two things at this point, they are going to either let you continue or they are going to say "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" and you polietly respond "nothing." and continue. The moral of the story is with the turds some of you ladies let out without lube, a penis should be no problem going in especially with baby oil. Shout out to Johnson & Johnson. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed
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Without a doubt I really like this one. Probably because im a fan of the subject. Secretly i'd really like to know how you came up with this thumb technique with baby oil. Because I know something that works way better, and you wouldn't have to start with the thumb you could start larger.
Posted on April 4, 2012 at 12:46 AM
W.T.F?
Posted on July 9, 2013 at 7:14 AM
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