BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

"If the Queen had balls, she'd be the King" - Don't know, but it sounds logical

Let me begin by saying, y'all ain't men fam.

 

 

Somewhere along the line women (not all) have become entrenched with the thought men don't want a "girly girl". That they want a lady who can change break pads instead of cook a home cooked meal. Or, a chick that will say "tough it up" instead of nursing that laceration you got from work f**king with those fork lifts. Now, nowhere I'm i saying women shouldn't be independent, because no man wants a lazy woman, but what I'm saying is that sometimes the man needs to be able to "open the jar", and women need to "nurse wounds". I have no time to explain those phrases, simply because you should already know what they mean. If you don't, no one will want you long term. I blame part of this epidemic on Michael Jordan. Women stopped heel shopping and started gym shoe shopping. I'm sure there are a couple of y'all out there that do a decent job of displaying both. All we want from y'all are to do the things our mothers do, for example; Drive with the seat all the way up, Let ya wrist hang when holding a purse, be scared to drive big cars, own a cheap snow brush, for jeezy's sake smile in a picture, wear a damn dress. Nothing is better than returning to your woman from a hard days work to put your head in her lap as she strokes that fresh taper then asking you "you hungry?"     now y'all wanna hold assault rifles on album covers dressed in lingerie? That not sexy, that's confusing. What we tryna sell here? Sex, skill or hunting equipment? SECRET: if y'all sound alike it won't work out. I'm just saying, think about it. You scared to cuss her out cause she sound like you. Same octaves on her F's and B's like you do. You shook thinking its your father yelling at you, and you're confused because you never met your father. I think it's time to start reenforcing this fellas. If we continue to let this go any further; soon enough its going to be like Big Shirley and Cole's relationship; overwhelming. Buy some sh!t thats mad simple to put together, but comes with a lot of screws and build that joint in front of her. If she asks to help, tell her "nahhh im good, but I'll be hungry when i finish tho" Subtle, yet direct. One time i was riding in a car with a chick that was leaning so hard, she could turn her head and look out the back window. No Lie fam! Then there was this one other chick that kept saying "joe, son, and B" after everything. Didnt know if i was talking to Plies or Philly's Most Wanted. All im saying is one of the reasons why some of you are single is because you remind n**gas of they uncle. Don't be that person. I believe in balance, so find a good balance of knowing when to wear gym shoes and when to bust out the heel joints. If by chance "Girly Girls" still exist? We love you, we really do.

 

-HR-

 

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