BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

 

Sandy Beaches...Both of Them

 

 

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Disclaimer: All race & ethnicity of women can get it, I DO NOT discriminate.

 

Preach: I'm just trying to do to white girls what the white mans
been doing to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, whats that?
Preach: Fuck em.

 

(NAME THAT MOVIE)

 

Let me first start off by saying HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

 

Another Disclaimer: I am not a racist nor do I condone in calling females beaches, unless you act like one.

 

With that being said....

 

It's that time for "most" (I say most because unemployment rate is still high, which indicates some of you motherfuckers reading this still don't have a job, but Obama got you....wait on it *sarcastic voice*). Anyway, for us that punch the clock the vacation days for the new year are beginning to accrue and you are starting to think about where you want to spend those illustrious days off that you so well deserve. If you are any type of human being you want to book flights or drive to where the night's temperature are in the 70's and the water is that pretty colour blue, not this Lake Michigan shit. (Confession: I always wanted a reason to spell color with a "U" "colour") don't judge me, it looks cool. There is nothing like a place were you can go and forget about the stress at home, unwind and indulge in so much eye candy that your teeth begin to hurt. I know, I know....everyone is not as fortunate to make it to the St. Lucia's or to those other resort with Sandy Beaches....Both of Them, but as an adult we should all by now know how to set a goal and work towards it. Stress is one of the top killers amongst us (more so African-Americans). Stress leads to bad eating habits, smoking and probably "Going Postal." Do yourself a favor and GETAWAY. Go somewhere were people look at you as if you are a tourist (because you are). And if you are lucky you may just be able to enjoy some Sandy Beaches...Both of Them. The moral of the story is set goals..Beaches love Goals. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed