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"Bill Gates was a freak" ~ Me

Dear computer nerds, I regret to inform you, but this entry is NOT about binary codes nor is it about charts or formulas (ole smart ass dummies). Sincerely, A guy that only uses a computer for blogs, music and porn (don't judge). Take this journey with me, if you will... *clears throat* I apologize, I probably should not have called you "smart." Anyway, if you are offended do everyone a favor and go super glue your forehead to your knee and walk away from this computer screen. Now  that we got that out of the way, all my "real" playas and playettes put the number "1" in the comment box right now....don't worry, i"ll wait....Cool, I knew it was a reason why I fcuked with you....So, I was at J-O-B and was instructed to put my weekly reports on the "Spread Sheets & Excel"  and If you have been an avid reader of BLAH you all know my mind ain't right. Those two words put together like that sounded SUPER sexual especially when it came out of the mouth of somebody I would fu...never mind (don't judge me). Try it...say "Spread Sheets & Excel" doesn't it sound like you about to partake in one of the greatest sexual experiences that you have ever encountered. Ok, maybe its just my freaky ass, but I bet after you read this you will never look at those two words the same again. The goal is when ever you are at work or school and you hear or mention those words together you either get a hard on or moist panties. I told you in a previous entry, it is 2012 and freaks are in....not hoes, but freaks. It is ok to explore your inner freak. Let that shit out. All those bottled up hormones, unleash them shits. Walk down the street with a titty out....its ok, they do it in Africa and no one gets mad. Get your lover tonight Spread them Sheets & Excel in the greatest sexual night you have ever had. Get out of the normal.....those 3 sexual position you are use to.....you know....Missionary, doggy and laying her flat on her stomach. Men, lay her on her back and let her put her feet on your chest and pound that cooch (a new favorite). Ladies, stretch....go back to them high school cheerleading days and do a cart wheel to a split on the penis. "Spread Sheets & Excel." The moral of the story is make the bed bugs jealous when they watching ya'll do the "Grown up." Yeah, your nasty ass have bed bugs. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.