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Ladies, if you are as stiff as my D*ck at 6:30 in the morning then you might want to see a gymnast and Men, if you are a "clock watcher" do everything by the book and lack spontaneity then you should send your lady to my address (just kidding unless you gone send her over). People often accentuate the fact that communication is key to building and sustaining a relationship. Which I do not deny, but what about flexibility? I have a couple of questions that you should answer that will determine your ability to be flexible. Here they are: Are you willing to adapt to you and your partner's current situation rather it is positive or negative? Are you able to touch your toes without bending your knees? Are you willing to give as much as recieve? Can you p*ssy pop on a handstand? And finially are you willing to drop everything you are doing to make sure your partner is happy at any giving time? If you have answered "Yes" to all of these questions, then you are ready for the next step. If you answered "No" to any, then you have some work do. Ladies, I do have P*ssy Popping Class every third Wednesday of the month....Sign Up Now!!!. The moral of the story is Men, if you make her a priority she will "bend" over backwards to keep you happy. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed