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"Ead Ray His Tay Hit Shay"

 I just told you to "Read This Shit" in pig Latin, now go back and decipher this blog title.....don't worry I'll wait.......ok, for the slow folks, it says "LOVE." Doesn't love feel like this, like a foreign language that you need help deciphering. Don't you wish that when encountering another individual they came with a manual on how to love them, wouldn't that make loving that person so much easier. Some of you bastard are lucky, you got a girl/guy that will love you no matter what, therefore its easy to reciprocate(in most cases). Others are emotionally challenged and confuse Love with Lust. Now if you find yourself in the position where you don't understand the native language its ok to ask questions. Ask someone that speaks the language of love fluently, usually its your partner, they typically speak the language well. It doesn't hurt to ask them "how do you want me to love you?" The moral of the story is Lust and Love is like two languages close in proximity, the wrong verb placement will screw the whole sentence up. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed

"Our Yay reath Bay Mell Say Ike Lay Arbage Bay" <---first person to tell me what this says gets a S/O