BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

Ladies do your cooch have a lace front on? Men do your "man part" have helmet hair?

That. is .not. what's. up. Do you think that it makes you an adult? Ah.....NO...... Nobody wants to give you head and floss at the same time. Since I'm a man, my comments are going to stem more towards the problems we as men have with your love bush. First and foremost, for my sake and the many men that I am speaking for; cut it, trim it, braid it, perm it and put it in a ponytail....... just get it out of the way. Women did you know that every cooch hole is not located in the same spot on a female?  look at some of the guys reading this like "I didn't  even know that" ........(Rookie)........ Do you know how goofy we look rubbing our "thing" thru your jungle hoping that it slips in.....of course you know....That is not a part of fore play, that is a part of "I can't find it" play. Make it easy for us and shave your hair into an arrow that points to the entry and get rid of the access.  Also Women about 90% of men would rather go down on a female that is clean shaved (no razor bumps cause we automatically assume the worst). The other 10% probably ran a train on a toaster before. Think about it this way.....When at a restaurant what is the first thing you do when you find hair in your food? You return it. The moral of the story is your garden is more beautiful without the weeds. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed