(Put your kids to bed before you read this one)
*Singing* This right here's a Panty Dropper (Trey Songz)
Any human being that has been introduced to hair pulling, biting, scratching and an occasional slapping know damn well the title of this blog is not relevant. You have to be the most boringnest (yup, I said boringnest), person in the sex world. Ladies, question: would you prefer a dude who throws you on the bed, undress you and tell you to STFU and to take this D*ck or would you prefer a guy that waits on you to undress, slow strokes it and whisper sweet nothings in your ear. If you said you want the second one you either lying or a virgin. I have a homework assignment for you ladies, when you meet up with your significant I want you to pull him to the side and whisper in his ear very softly "Tear this P*ssy up" and if he don't get a cramp in the middle of sex I'm going to need you to find another man. Men your goal when having sexual intercourse is hit that second level of the cooch, if you don't know what I'm talking about, right there indicates that your girl fakes her orgasams. Let me clarify, if you don't have a "safe" word you probably Masterbate with leather gloves on. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed
3 comments
what you think?
Posted on March 4, 2012 at 12:56 AM
I totally agree. Every woman has an inner freak and likes it rough at some point or another. If you disagree you are missing out and obviously don't know that your cooch had a second level. Trust me when he hit that spot slow stroking just wont do!
Posted on March 4, 2012 at 12:59 AM
"Knock It Out"~ Young Joc
Posted on September 27, 2012 at 7:52 PM
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