If your bed is anything other then a KING size then you have fell victim to the "Wet Spot"
"Wet Spot" (noun)- a liquid area left in your mattress after sexual intercourse that is produced by a mixture of vaginal secretions and body sweat.
Now that the Sex Education lesson is out of the way, we can now turn our attention to the more serious question that we all ask ourselves....."who is going to sleep in it?" That has been the unresolved question that remains a mystery to this day. Women say men should sleep in it since we caused it and men say women should sleep in it because its their juices. So who is right?.......I'm here to inform you that neither of you selfish bastards are right. I can't believe that either one of you inconsiderate sons of bitches would want the other to sleep in it. If you don't want to lay in it, what makes you think the other person wants to lay in it. Flip the mattress over or make a pallet on the floor afterwards you thoughtless pricks. And we wonder why relationships don't last. Now if she doesn't want to get up to allow a mattress flipping then she has just volunteered to sleeping in the "wet" spot and therefore the question has been answered....."A sip of my got damn juice" ~Kevin Hart. The moral of the story is a do unto others that you would want done unto you. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
"Wet Spot" (noun)- a liquid area left in your mattress after sexual intercourse that is produced by a mixture of vaginal secretions and body sweat.
Now that the Sex Education lesson is out of the way, we can now turn our attention to the more serious question that we all ask ourselves....."who is going to sleep in it?" That has been the unresolved question that remains a mystery to this day. Women say men should sleep in it since we caused it and men say women should sleep in it because its their juices. So who is right?.......I'm here to inform you that neither of you selfish bastards are right. I can't believe that either one of you inconsiderate sons of bitches would want the other to sleep in it. If you don't want to lay in it, what makes you think the other person wants to lay in it. Flip the mattress over or make a pallet on the floor afterwards you thoughtless pricks. And we wonder why relationships don't last. Now if she doesn't want to get up to allow a mattress flipping then she has just volunteered to sleeping in the "wet" spot and therefore the question has been answered....."A sip of my got damn juice" ~Kevin Hart. The moral of the story is a do unto others that you would want done unto you. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
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Put a towel down and call it one
Posted on March 11, 2012 at 6:14 PM
"Wetter"~Twista
Posted on September 27, 2012 at 7:43 PM
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