BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

If you are #TeamSingle then you know exactly what I mean, hell even some you that are in a so called "committed" relationship may still call a "Time Out" sometimes and make a substitution. Every individual rather you know it or not have your own basketball team (number of player may vary on your skill level), where you are the coach and make game time decisions. This blog is a brief explanation of the "Starting Five." First you have your Point Guard (Pg), this is your "main squeeze", "boo thang", "honey" or "bae". This individual has driven your car, met 3/4 of your friends and has engaged in sexual intercourse without the use of a Prophylactic. Next you have your Shooting Guard (Sg) or your "friend with benefits". This individual is the first point of contact after an argument with the Point Guard has occurred. This individual usually knows about the main player or the Pg and is ok with the situation because 9 times out of 10 you are a member of his/her starting five as well. This Individual typically was introduced to you by a mutual friend of you and the Point Guard, (makes for good alibi). This individual is only used for sexual favors, alcoholic beverages and an venting outlet. Then there is your Small Forward (Sf), this person is the monetary provider. This individual is only good for gifts and conversation. If the game is played correctly you have not had sexual relations with this individual. Usually the Small Forward is not as cute as the Pg or Sg. Next you have your Power Forward (Pf), now this individual made themselves this position. This individual is the one that always answers the phone after being drunk dialed. This player is only responsible for after hour head jobs usually a super freak or has self esteem issues. Last you have your Center (C) the Shaquille Oneil of the game. This player does not know about any of you other relationships, Hell they only know how you look by your profile picture from Facebook or Twitter, this is your internet hubby or Wifey. Their only purpose is for sexting and a occasional Skype masterbation session. Which position do you play? The moral of the story is if you are going to play the game at least be an MVP. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE #CommentsWelcomed.