*In my Morgan Freeman Voice*
Trying to get laid but don't know how to approach the situation? or Are you just afraid of rejection? Here is the solution. If you can fix your lips to say "Lets go have a drink or two" with emphasize on "TWO" then you are one step closer to playing strip twister. Alcoholic beverages today has been known as "liquid courage." Commercial tell you that drinking alcohol can inhibit your ability to operate a motor vehicle, but what they fail to show is that if you do make it home from the bar/club safely (which most of us do) either one or two things has occurred, hell, maybe even both. A- your cell phone has a couple of new numbers in it or B- he/she is leaving your place of residence in the morning. Now depending on your personality, this should indicate if you are a dark liquor drinker (Hennesy, Remy, Crown) or a light liquor drinker (Patron, Ciroc, 1800). If you are the assertive type "brown" will calm you down. If you are the opposite, then "light is alright. The moral of the story is get your scary ass a drink and have you some sex or continue to bookmark xnxx.com. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.
2 comments
"Cock tails?" Catchy title. A combination of 2 very good mixes. Alcohol and sex. Sometimes a good mix sometimes not so much. So now I think you should promote love and different kind of condoms because from this your subject was very clear. And sex does sell.
Posted on April 11, 2012 at 2:22 PM
"Get Up On It"~Keith Sweat
Posted on September 27, 2012 at 1:33 PM
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