BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

That awkward moment when your condom is baggy. If you have to tuck the tip of the condom under like a sock, then you may need to go back to the Durex. I commend the confidence, but a baggy Magnum is like wearing no Magnum at all. I can almost guarantee that you are going to lose it within the first six strokes. It is a shame how the "Gold Package" has been made into a status symbol instead of being used for its original purpose. Men walk around with that 50 cent piece impression in there wallet like they cool (shaking my head). Look at it this way, If you are a lame and you wear Jordans, then all you are is a lame who wear Jordans, point, blank, period. Men, If you are about to engage in sexual activities and the women sees that you pull out the "Gold Package" they have high hopes of the encounter, but when you fall short of performing then you have just failed everyone who is actually deserving of the "Gold Package."The moral of the story is if you can fit your balls and shaft in the rubber at the same time, give it up playa. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.