A useless insect or a girl that nags, either way they are both pest. Just for today the insect gets the night off but you ladies with the battery operated voice box need to go re lick some used postage stamps and catch mono so you can STFU. All day, everything you say ends with a question mark, example: "Can you..." "Would you..." "I thought we..." NO Bitch, is what men are "thinking" but "Yeah, sure bae" is what men say (we know better). Ladies, there is an understanding that you may need help or clarification on something, but please only ask during commercials. Here are a few rules for you ladies that will keep the negative vibes to a minimum. Ladies do not bug your man if he is about to beat his old kill streak record on Call of Duty. Ladies do not bug your man if he just ate (unless its for sex), men will catch that cramp for some p*ssy. Ladies do not bug your man if you just had him do somethin 5 minutes ago, there is an unwritten 30 minute "Ask me" rule. I hope this guide has been a help to you lady bugs. Buzz on, but with consideration. The moral of the story is "head" will get what you want at any time. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.
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