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The porn stars are in alignment and there is a full moon around Uranus, this is a good sign for a romantic evening. (In my Ms. Cleo voice) Call Me Now!!! WARNING: This is strictly opinionated....DO NOT send me any hate mail. Zodiac sign compatibility is key to a successful sex life and a successful sex life equals a successful relationship. For example, if you are an introvert but love sex, you may be compatible with a Taurus. The sign Taurus is more outgoing and idealize business over pleasure. Therefore, you two can balance each other out (Ying & Yang). Two alike signs are formulas for failure, it is the opposites that attract. Science lesson: You will never see two North facing magnets attract, as much as you attempt to place them together they will forever repel. Same thing applies for people, our bodies are made up of the same atoms that make up the magnet, so its only right. Homework: Find out what sign your sign is compatible with and give it a try. If you are already in a relationship and you find out your signs are incompatible, I suggest you start making arrangements to get out (just kidding, make it work). Some of you may not believe, but guess what....I don't give a damn. Find out on your own. I bet you I wont date another Capricorn. I'm just saying, if the stars led the wise men to Jesus, then why can't they lead you to your mate. The moral of the story is if I ask you when is your birthday, it damn sure ain't to get you a gift. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed. #TeamLeo