Something's Fishy

Posted by Posted by Perry Jay On 1:38 PM

Room smelling like Sea World and she still got her pants on. Men, what do you do in a situation like that? Do you A- act like you're hot open a window and continue with four play, B- tell her or C- redirect your attention to something else (i.e Twitter, Facebook). If you said B or C, you are a lying. You know you will still engage, you would just breathe through your mouth instead of your nose (The Thirst). Ladies, we know that you are not immune to the smell because you are quick to point out the flaw on another female. So what is it, do you consider it to be a mating scent? All jokes aside, there is nothing sexy about smelling like Free Willy's bath water. You may need to give your p*ssy a peppermint. Men, Do Not be afraid to tell her that her snapback ain't fresh, because she will definitely tell you about yours. The moral of the story is if she has Red Lobster Coochie she may only be worth McDonald money. Let it Marinate. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSEGE. #CommentsWelcomed

2 comments

  1. Anonymous Said,

    Well Gee whiz! This is very graphic. I dont know about continuing in that type of situation, no amount of life preserver can save or salvage that. WOW! Only worth mcdonalds money? lol u a mess

    Posted on April 25, 2012 at 1:50 PM

     
  2. Lada Said,

    Lmao!!!! Hot damn!!!!! Hmmmm yeah if I wasn't smelling like roses, I'd want to know that!!!! Don't keep it to yourself and talk about me to your boys!!!

    Posted on May 2, 2012 at 2:43 PM

     

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