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Welcome to Club Silk Sheets. Ladies free before whenever. Undress Code Strictly Enforced. Cum & Enjoy.........Ok, that was my poor attempt of a club promotion plugger. Anyway, we all know the overall goal is to be butt ass naked by the end of four play, but what do you wear up to that point?....Freaks don't count, 9 times out of 10 you are not wearing any underwear.(Flashback) Remember growing up your mother would tell you, "before you leave out of THIS house you better have on some clean underwear, you may have to go to the hospital and you not gone embarrass me." (maybe that was just my mother, but please apply this rule if you don't already). Same thing applies when you go to your significant others home. In this case, according to a Twitter poll, ladies should have a matching bra and panty set (lingerie) or preferably boy shorts and tank top and that doesn't have to match. Men, boxer briefs and a tank top or shower towel and Timberlands. The extra sense of style make the experience all the better. Don't get me wrong, if you not wearing any of the above articles of clothing doesn't mean sex is not going to happend, but it will defiantly enhance it. The moral of the story is with the lights off everything matches. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.