"Head Over Heels"

Posted by Posted by Perry Jay On 5:39 PM

*Singing* I'm a sucker for corn rolls and manicured toes....." *record scratches* Wait a minute...Oh, so we just let Nelly get away with saying "Manicured" toes. Anyway, rap history has shown us that men are in love with a woman's head and feet. For example, if she gives good head, has a good head on her shoulders and has good hair plus wears heels, can stand on her own two feet (independent) and they believe in upkeep, she is indeed worthy of whatever. In other words, if she understands that giving a great blowjob in stilettos while you play in "her" hair (not the Koreans), then she gets up and walk out the door, she can easly get that fifty dollars to get that mani/pedi......Just kidding ladies, maybe? Check this out......Guaranteed a man will go Head over Heels for a woman that gives him Head in Heels. Hell, He'll even Head over a Hill to put her Heels over her Head if she is looking to be sexually Healed. Try saying that three times fast? The moral of the story is ladies, if you "Suck" at being a person at least do it with heels on. *Kanye shoulder shrug* ¯\_(O_o)_/¯  MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed

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