The Lady is a Tramp (Explicit)

Posted by Posted by Perry Jay On 9:18 PM

If you are a fan of the blog, you know damn well this entry is not about a Disney movie discussing A "bitch" and her quest for love.....or is it? Y'all know my mind ain't right. Now, if you are  reading this and you are under the age of 18, the word "bitch" is in regards to the scientific term for a female dog...so shhhh, don't tell, but if you are over the age of 18, then, "bitch" keep reading.....just kidding and you will see why. With that being said, adjust accordingly. The word "bitch" in this entry is  referred to as the term that is found on urban dictionary.com. The word "bitch" is a derogatory term used to demoralize the true identity of a subject, also is the word "Tramp." "Tramp" is also used as a derogatory term to identify a subject that engages in irregular sexual acts. Ok, enough with the language arts lesson, these "Bitches & Tramps" know what they are. Here is a story I just made up....Now for the sake of argument and relevance to the theme of this blog, lets call this particular "bitch".....uh, I don't know...."Lady"....yeah that'll work.....ok, good.......Here we go, Lady began just as what her name represented, a strong intelligent feminine species, but over time and a mixture of peer pressure and ill advised training she began to become a self-conscious tramp in search for approval. Lady began to allow her self-conscious emotions dictate her overall judgement and make hasty decisions, she began marking her territory in every mans home who showed her attention. She figured in order for her to love herself she had to be loved and accepted by someone else, WRONG!!! Lady figured that love had to come from a man and his "bone" and giving Lady that "bone" in her mind was a sign of affection and acceptance. Now this "bitch" whom was once a Lady in character, but because of her search for love in all the wrong places and being misused and emotionally mishandled has now become a bitter mutt. She is beginning to bark at everyone that comes near her and is defensive of her surroundings. "Bitch" I'm sorry to inform you, but because of the decisions you've made sparingly they have caused  you to be nothing more than impound pussy. Unless you relocate and change your identity which some "bitches" are good at doing, you are S.O.L (shit outta luck). There is no amount of spaghetti that will bring your lips in contact with another, especially if you cooked it (mama always said "never trusts a hoes spaghetti"). Fin. You have just read the revamped version of "The Lady and the Tramp" the "The Lady is a Tramp." I hope you enjoyed. The moral of the story is (singing) this old man, he played six, he played knick knack with his d*ck, with a knick knack paddy whack, gave that bitch a bone, that old man kept rolling along......and left that bitch and didn't want anything else to do with her, now she stuck, looking like who did it and what for, ole stank attitude ass....."BIOTCH". MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed

1 Comment

  1. Anonymous Said,

    Lol oh my. Perry I think Walt Disney would be proud, especially since he had his own dirty sexual innuendos all throughout his movies. I think you just came up with a great name for a porn id like to watch. wink.

    Posted on June 26, 2012 at 4:11 PM

     

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