BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, its me again @ZeeDaay

The Urinal Cake Award for June 22nd, 2012 goes to none other than Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat.

First, Congrats Lebron. "Bout Damn Time!"

Mr Bosh,

The past two years have been the greatest years you've ever been apart of. You get married to a banging Latina, you have your second child (the jury is still out on that one. I think shorty is adopted), and you win the NBA Championship. Pretty nice trio brother might i say. I know you've heard all the jokes and rumors about your sexual preference. MTO says they have your baby pictures, we click on it and what do we see? A picture of a baby raptor hatching out an egg. Also, you have a plethora of suspect images cycling around the Internet. Remember you fell down and cried at last years NBA Finals with your ass in the air? Remember the rumors  that someone was crying in the locker room? (we all know it was you bro). Let me make this absolutely clear, I have a problem with midgets and clowns, not homosexuals. BUT! i do have a problem when people don't admit to what they are or what they've done. I in NO way want to know what you do outside the NBA courts, that's on you bro, but after the game last night, you go to the locker room to do the champagne celebration, (which is tradition for all champions) .......but what was witnessed  by the world was by far thee most blatant act of homosexuality we have ever seen.

WHAT IN THEE F**K IS THIS BRO?!?!?!

This dude looks like he has taken multiple d**ks to the face! He looks like he enjoys biting uncooked Pepperidge farm meat! He looks like he gets elated over hot dogs with no buns!  DO YOU NOT SEE HE HAS THE "I GOT SKEETED ON" FACE! I don't even know if this fits the criteria for a Urinal Cake Award, but f**k it. This is some out of bounds shit. So Christopher Bosh... this piss pie is for you. Matter of fact here's 3 pies for you bro.

You have single handily given every "dog man" out there a reason to keep doing what they're doing. It hurts more because you semi-cute. You could be BAD if you grow a set of balls and...

never mind....Once she said the d**k was bomb she was lost forever.

But Hey what do I know??

*splits White Owl*

Tweet of the Week: @bloombucket

"All FOUR teams you rooted for in the playoffs got bust!"