BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

It has been decided by a group Harvard ratchets whom are also members of a prestigious organization called "Ce I Cumalotta" which is also apart of the Illuminati, that June 18th has officially been recognized as BD Day. This day is meant to recognize all of the sperm donors for their contribution to the world for providing us with the next generation of thugs, strippers, gang members and hoes. "We would like to thank you for helping keep the balance in the universe. Without your contribution and lack of respect for the human race, we would not have anyone to point the finger at. Again, we say thank you," said the ratchet chairman President. "Your selfishness keeps the June 17th men humble and motivated to not be you, keep up the good work," another chairperson mentioned. They also stated that on this day, all women that has been impregnated and has or is experiencing this "Baby Daddy" type of male, slap yourself....(wait)....in front of your "bastard child" for thinking you can "trap" a man with a baby.....It's ok, there is no no shame, the embarrassment has been done already.....Now, there is an understanding that we can not shift all the blame on you new generation hoes, (I only call you hoes because I don't know your actual profession), but you too are a product of an ain't shit male and an overly emotional female a.k.a Mom and dad, you are just reciprocating what you saw as a child. Anyway, where there is a negative there is always a positive that can stem out from the chaos. I can foresee this holiday being very lucrative. You will see the first Hallmark card in you local Dollar General store. It will read as followed: (front) Happy Baby Daddy Day....(inside) Fuck You.....insert Child Support Subpoena here  (signature) love a bitch that Had no sense. With all cards comes a envelope, but this particular card will also come with a stamp to mail it off and a condom (durex)....hey, at least she is trying to prevent the cycle from continuing. All proceeds will go to the G.E.D fund in High schools across America. The moral of the story is if you not ready to be a Father, than you might not want to do the "grown up." MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed