Wahhhhhdown family?? How y'all been? Prosperous I hope.
Ok.....
Light skinned fellas this is for you
Y'all took a heavy "L" this week huh? I know it's been rough. People calling you waffles, thumbs with eyebrows, cake batter, sugar cookies, dark skinned white folks. Y'all where actually at the top of the food chain for a while, until ...... Your department heads decided to scuffle over some box. We've all heard the story by now already, I'm sure. Chris Brown... Drake and security guards?
First and foremost, keep me away from box that strong and powerful. Chaka Khan once sang "I'll make you wish there were 48 hours in a day". Nope, I'm good with the 24 I presently have thank you very much.
So......
Maybe If didn't remember Drake's bars I could understand him better.
"you think drake could pull some shit like that you never know"
No n***a, we do know. We've seen "your type" before. You know, the guy who was NEVER about THAT life. The guy that gets some money and notoriety, then surrounds themselves with street goons to make them seem a little tougher. It's ok, us being consumers, and you, being the entertainer, its kind of expected. Not agreed upon, but expected. We come to the days where you thumbs with eyebrows have decided to take on dark skinned tendencies only to show your true skin complexion.
Check the math.
Two sugar cookies bone another sugar cookie that's boning a beef jerky. Sugar cookie #1 gets mad at sugar cookie #2 who happens to be friends with beef jerky. Sugar cookie #2 starts to act like beef jerky and throws his hands up (which is the universal sign for catching a fade) in the direction of sugar cookie #1. Sugar cookie #1 confronts sugar cookie #2. Beef jerky gets goons to throw a bottle and cracks sugar cookie #1 chin. During scuffle, sugar cookie #2 BAILS... And goes (allegedly) to THEE sugar cookie's home to be coddled.... Over? Nope. Sugar cookie #1 runs and tells police and lawyer everything that happened. So now we got 1 cookie being treated like an adopted golden retriever puppy and the other one is becoming a cookie snitch all While Beef jerky laughs.
"that p***y must have been goooooood"
All I'm saying is you buttercup n***as need to act like the buttercups you are. No sense in trying to act like beef jerky, because once its time to see the contents inside the rapper (wrapper) you either reveal your willingness to crumble or your ability to stand tough.
I dedicate this Piss Pie to the CEO and CFO of the "LSNWW"
(Light Skinned N***s World Wide).
Chris Brown and Aubrey Drake Graham
What can we do to change this?
We should have a light skinned/ dark skin draft in the future so we can settle this for good.
Why you ask?
I know plenty guys that should've been born dark skinned and don't deserve this type of ridicule and treatment because of the actions of their fellow waffles.
"But Hey, What do I know?"
*Splits White owl*
Honorable Mention:
Funk Master Flex
AKA
Flex Hogan
After hearing you moonwalk with Nikki this week, then your dumb ass rant on Hot97 leaves me to believe your on the trading block bruh.
Tweet of The Week:
@1CretiA
"Greatest distance is to go from nothing to something"
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