BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

She has the rights to remain silent.
Anything you said or did will be used against you in the bedroom.
You have the right to plead your case.
If you don't have a valid reason for your actions, you are shit out of luck. ~Some chick name Miranda

*Singing in falsetto* R. Kelly "When a woman fed up"

A woman's memory is looooooonnnnnnnngggggg. A female will remember even the smallest things, even if it doesn't pertain to the current situation. Example Scenario: You didn't change out the toilet paper roll after using the last.....ok....and scene.....(in my hoodrat voice while rolling my neck) Remember in '92 when you gave that hoe some toilet paper when her nose was bleeding, flirting and shit. You my man, you should of just let that trick nose bleed. Now, this is where shit gets real. (girl punches herself in the nose). Where is my tissue at, huh? (blood drips on floor) Guess what? No p*ssy for you tonight. Guy: But, but......(women storms out of room)......and scene.....*waits for applause* *crickets* *drops mic* *screams* SEXY CHOCOLATE *exits stage left*
Alright, it may not be that extreme but a female's mental diary is dangerous. They mentally write and store everything. Depending on how strenuous the situation is, that will determine which writing utensil they use. Word of advice for men, you want to stay away from the Pen. The moral of the story is if she use the pen, remember a "real man" got that "white out." *skeet skeet skeet* MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.