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Surrogate Thoughts

Let my noise be the semen that impregnates your thoughts,

nurture my syllables til they form words.

Give birth to the greatness,

then send him out into the world. ~me

If you think about it, we are all surrogates mothers....Men, you too, think about it in a literal sense. (check this) Someone we trust (pastor, friend, confidant, ect.) ejaculates their ideas, morals and values into our brain, we then consciously or unconsciously dwell on it. Eventually we reflect back on the idea and decide rather to abort or reproduce it.......sounds like a surrogate to me. In this case some ideas, morals and values may be forced which constitutes as a "mental rape" AND we don't receive that $20,000 payout that comes along with the whole surrogate proccess, so be carful. On the other hand, developing the idea of another and reproducing it as your own can be rewarding if nurtured correctly, don't believe me look at founder of Facebook, s/o to the Winklevoss twins. Take your mind off birth control because thought abotion is not frowned upon. The moral of the story is you have just been "mind fuck" with no rubber. *skeet skeet skeet*  MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.