BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

Greetings ladies and gentlemen. Today I was going to give a Urinal Cake to a company called "Vivos" (Spanish for "the living") for building bunkers in preparation for the "zombie apocalypse" because after the Miami thing I was sceptical. After the story about a guy throwing his stomach and pieces of flesh at the police, I was still skeptical... until....... another story emerged..... A Morgan State University student killed his roommate, ate part of his brain and ate his entire heart. Yes, you read correctly.

 Shit.... just... got... real.

(Bunker costs are $50k for adults, $25K for kids )

SO! in light of the recent events i figure id do something else.

Hello James Harden ..... this Cake's for you (pause)

Yesterday Lil Wayne tried to attend an Oklahoma City Thunder Conference playoff game... he was denied access... he then tweeted out;

"I was going to go to the thunder game tonight but was denied by the team to be in their arena. wow. smh. Go Spurs!"

James then tweets:

"@LilTunechi come to the next next game! we got seats for u 5! Whooppp!"

Perhaps that blow to the head by a man with the last name "World Peace" was a bit too much for you to handle. Maybe, just maybe, you need another Queens Bridge Peoples Elbow on the other side of your beard from my man Metta. What would make you offer up seats to WCF game to a person that threw a temper tantrum on twitter and said "Go Spurs". PLUS! this man is an obvious Miami and LA Laker fan.

 Oh wait, i get it....

*thinks*

If Weezy is at the game... then he cant possibly be with your girl Trin.... never mind those are just rumors........... just like the zombies.

SMH ...Everybody give this guy a big Flush

---But hey, what do I know?---

*splits white owl*

@ZeeDaay

Honorable Mention:

Brittney.... You have ADHD yet you signed up to be a judge on a show that  REQUIRES you to pay FULL attention to the performers.

You're going to f**k somebody life up just like that YOLO shit.

Tweet of the Week: @AlhAmber

"I do NOT want to keep up with life, I want to LIVE!"