Ever wake up on a Sunday with a monstrous hangover and think "I'm going to hell for that s**t I did last night."? I’m sure we all have encountered this moment before, if not, all your stories probably suck monkey balls. Its the moment when we're finally able to eat solid food we come to the realization that "big homie" HAS to have a sense of humor so we figure, "he understands". Well, I’m not sure the "big homie" is going to understand Charles and Adriane Gilford.
Pastor Charles Gilford and first lady Adriane of Harris County Texas were indicted Wednesday by a grand jury and charged for with aggregate theft and "misapplication of fiduciary property".
Apparently the two have gambled $430,000 of the Bethal Institutional Missionary Baptist Church
Mr. and Mrs. Gilford,
You have now successfully made Jesus and God block your twitter, Instagram, Pintrest, and Mobli requests. Any email that you need to send to him will be reported as spam. Jesus won’t even want y'all at his birthday party. All your calendars will say Christmas is on the 21st of December. Every Mexican name Jesus (hey-Zeus) will look at you as if you are the Chipocabra praying on their flock of goats and chickens. That parking space that you pray to Jesus for will always be occupied by someone you hate. No Yorkie will ever like you. Your Panera Bread card will get declined. Those chain messages that say "if you don’t send this to 10 people you will be forever in debt" will actually be true. Jesus and God have a sense of humor; I’m convinced, why else would Seal be able to marry Heidi Klum? But I'm sure they don’t condone stealing from the church.
Everybody give Mr. and Mrs. Gilford a HUGE FLUSH!
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2 comments
Another winner in my opinion. But I must say it was a little short. More cake please. "Bitches love cake"
Posted on June 29, 2012 at 1:46 PM
You a DAMN fool for this, especially the video. Lmbo.
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 8:49 AM
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