BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

If she is fine  as WINE there is no need to CHASER, its only makes it HARD to LIQUOR when you are  extra THIRSTY. Dos Equis (xx) my friend!!! Which means you are already on your third strike. There is nothing worst than someone who doesn't  know their limits. Anyway, if she is Top Shelf, straight and on the rocks (diamonds) is the best way to ingest it (put a ring on it). Question? Do you think redbull and Hennesy had a meeting and was like "I would like  you to alter my taste?" That was rhetorical ....(check this out) When CHASING you "cheat" by covering up the actual taste in which it is intended to be, the emotions end up becoming watered down in order to make it more suitable for the person that it will benefit the most (the drinker), so you have already started the relationship as a cheater, let that marinate. Now watch this, I'm bout to blow your mind....The word "chase" is a watered down word (no pun intended) women use to replace the word men look at the situation as which is "to hunt". Women consider the "chase" to be a game while men look at "hunting" as a technique or skill. When you "hunt" your prey it is then considered to be your "game." After a man capture his "game" it becomes a show piece and he is off to "hunt" again. Mind Fuck 101, right? Do you get were I'm going? Lets take another approach. Blink if you know who Tom & Jerry are....ok, cool....Tom has "chased" Jerry for years, when its in Tom nature to actually "hunt" mice. Women love the thrill of the chase just as much as men love the thrill of the hunt, therefore it is a recurring cycle that will continue to continue......if that makes any sense. Now this is where things get a little complicating. What distinguishes us from those animalistic ( I made that word up) instinct is that we actually have the ability to eliminate the "chase" & "hunt" aspect and dive right into a relationship but the only way that will work is through communication. This is why the writers never gave Tom & Jerry voices because it would of been a short cartoon series. The moral of the story is the fastest way to your destination is in a STRAIGHT line, but that is only if you are not drunk. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.