Urinal Cake: LIFEguard fired

Posted by Posted by ZeeDaay On 2:19 PM

What in thee f**k is up my people?! Hope y'all chillin' and coolin' (pun intended). Chicago has been hot as hell this week figuratively and literally with temperatures in the low triple digits and the shootings in double digits. Last week a 7 year old girl was shot and killed, in 2 days time (July 3-4) there were at least 27 people shot and wounded in these streets, not to mention I'm leaving for Georgia tonight to say my final goodbyes to one of my closest friends. Which brings me to this weeks Piss Pie recipient. First off, it takes a brave individual to even attempt to save someones life that isn't their own or not their child(ren) lives. Who are we to say when and where somebody can save someone, who are companies to say we cant be human and help save someones child, brother, girlfriend, or boyfriend's life? ......

Don't worry I'll wait

Let me tell you about Tomaz Lopez.



While manning his post at Hallandale Beach, Fla., Lopez was informed about a man struggling in a "swim at your own risk area,"

*first of all, half a piss pie goes to this dummy. Everybody knows if they can swim or not. There is no "guessing' when it comes to that shit. I KNOW he had a fake real moment when he read "swim at your own risk" and decided to say "i'll be good"*


Lopez, 21, and an off-duty nurse rushed to pull the man out of the water and attended to him until paramedics arrived.

*Clap for this Lopez and Nurse*
(shit sounds like a ABC show title lol)


After filing an incident report to his employer, Lopez was fired for moving to an area outside of his assigned jurisdiction.

*Wait..... Wahhhhhhh????*



His employer, Jeff Ellis & Associates, Inc., originally said that by leaving his jurisdiction, Lopez became a legal liability by leaving his assigned area unattended.

At least two other lifeguards were fired after telling their supervisors that they would have done the same thing in Lopez's situation, and four others quit in protest to Lopez's release.


*definitely had to be white people, aint no black folk giving up NO job in this recession*



But on Thursday, company head Jeff Ellis said that while the incident is under investigation, Lopez was will be offered his job back.

"To me that was the most critical question: Was the beach ever left unattended?" Ellis told the Sun-Sentinel. "I have since learned that answer is no. The beach was supervised at all times."

Hey! .....JEFF! .....STFU

Lopez said that he will decline the offer, however. "It's not out of spite against the company,"

*Shaq Face*


Everybody give Jeff Ellis & Associates, Inc a huge FLUSH!




But hey.. what do I know?
*splits whiteowl*



Honorable Mention:

Casey Anthony.... smh



I'm sorry, but by the looks of her face.. its not far fetched to think that she would be wearing her daughter's ashes around her neck right??

Too soon?

Tweet Of The Week: @cthagod

"Women love you for free, n***as will hate you for nothing

1 Comment

  1. Anonymous Said,

    This week's entry can be summed up in one word........AWESOME!!!!!

    Posted on July 6, 2012 at 2:33 PM

     

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