Urinal Cake: Making a Clean getaway

Posted by Posted by ZeeDaay On 12:15 PM

Yo, yo, yo, yo! It’s that time again …..



The Ohio woman who was accused of breaking into a home west of Cleveland, cleaning it and leaving a bill for $75 has pleaded guilty to attempted burglary.


The 53-year-old Susan Warren told authorities that she was driving by the house one day in May and decided she 'wanted something to do.' 

She broke in, washed some coffee cups, took out the trash, vacuumed and dusted inside the house.

Then she left a bill written on a napkin that included her phone number.

When police confronted Warren about the alleged early-morning break in, she told them she 'does it all the time.'

Warren allegedly broke into the home in Westlake, Ohio after picking the house at random while driving down the street, she said.

When the homeowners' 18-year-old daughter woke up to find the house had been cleaned, she assumed her parents had hired a maid, the victim Sherry Bush told

'There were some coffee mugs that my husband had out,' she said. 'She had washed them all.

'She wrote a note [on a napkin] and left it on the table, saying, "$75 I was here to clean", and left her name and number,' Bush said. 


Warren says that she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

The 'cleaning fairy' was also caught in another property in February and was found guilty of criminal trespass.

Warren is scheduled to be sentenced next month. Details of the plea bargain and the terms of her expected sentence weren't released.


I think we all have wished at some point in our lives that by time we awake from a glorious nap the house would magically clean, right? Parents, I know this has happened to you. Once again, we’ve been granted another reason not to visit Cleveland.

Real sh!t…How many of y'all would have looked at the napkin like you caught a lick?

“Oh this heffa broke INto my crib… to clean it?!?!... shiiiiiiid, she SOL on that 75”

The crazy part is; she says she does it all the time. Where in the world do they do this type ish?? I'm convinced she’s been covered in the blood of Jesus thus far, because obviously she hasn’t ran into the wrong house or this story would be entirely different.

Another question, how many of y'all would have woken up and said…

“Damn, moms must have hired a maid”?


don’t worry … I’ll wait.    

Everybody give this retard a HUGE flush….



 

"But Hey, What do I know?"
*splits white owl*

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