Good afternoon ladies and gentleman,
I didn't get to read or watch a lot of TV this week so, unfortunately theres not much for me to report this time around. All i can say is the drugs have been wonderful to me and my family.
This is pretty much going to be me shootin off at the mouth about a couple things. Never mind me if i jump from one subject to the next, just follow along and enjoy the ride.
Close the door while your at it..
(1)
Sandy..... f**k you. Even though I'm not directly involved, I still hope all is well on the East coast.
(2)
Young parents: Don't come out on Halloween expecting to get candy. You fake old.... and that's all that counts.
(3)
I understand you have your preferences when it comes to movies, but ladies, when Avengers, Iron Man, Spiderman, Superman, Expendables, Batman, and or Thundercats hit the theater.... STFU and take that man to be a kid again, or Tonya from work will.
(4)
Fellas, if you're going to start a flurry of inner office romances, be discrete, trust on one. If you bring her coffee in the morning ask everyone else if they want some also.
(5)
If you're unaware of how to talk to snow bunnies, remember this....White girls LOVE Panera Bread
(6)
Sweet Baby Rays was made by a white man....
(7)
Refrain from using dumbass hash tags on your instagram pictures. You sound retarded saying the same thing over again
"I love when my bae comes over with a movie - #movie #bae #Starbucks #myhouse #20inTV #HeRangMyDoorbell"
....shut up....
(8)
Stop sucking your belly in when you take side profile pictures. We can tell you finna pass out.. we shouldn't be able to see your entire rib cage.... boo
(9).
Stop hating on Kim K PLEASE! .... As much d**k as you've probably sucked for free, don't be mad she got paid for her talents. Some of y'all will go off a half pint and free entry to the club.
(10)
Send your man a nude or ass shot in the morning if you want him to stay on the right path.
(11)
Sorry, but that loose blouse is full of lies and deception. We see the tummy meat.
(12)
Ladies, don't worry about your flaws... if hes with you he's already excepted them.
"Back to Payroll"
-HR
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