Rules of the game: Top 5 reasons you do not deserve to to own a pair:
5) Your favorite day is the 1st of the month (government assistance program)
4) If your child is wearing Payless or Walmart specials
3) If you think your rent is due after the 5th of every month
2) If the year of your car is a 19 anything
and the number one reason you should not have any Red Bottoms or J's (Drum roll please)
1)if you don't have any feet.
Get your priorities straight Slacker.
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