Ladies, if a man says "you got that "Lebron James" doesn't mean that your hairline is pushed back, but your body measurements have a triple double of around 34-26-38 or close to. Positive stats only!!!! Now your turnovers CAN NOT be higher than your ASSists. If so, then a Timeout needs to be call and the only thing you will ever "ride" is the bench. "Hoes" out here with bodies shaped like mop buckets and wearing leggings, BITCH SUB!!! get you ass out of the game. There is nothing sexy about a girl putting up stats like "Sam Perkins" meaning they have too much of one thing and it is usually something that doesn't benefit the Home team, like arm fat or something. Some ladies can't control their metabolism and are just genetically fucked...and that's understandable, but if you can't control your food intake and are too lazy to do a sit up or two or three, hell or 50 then you wont even make it to the team picture, let along get some playing time. The moral of the story is now a days you need to have the stats even before you play the game. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.
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Well Damn! Cant even take a team picture? Shaped like a mop bucket? Thats harsh. Some women are shaped like spongebob square pants some like nicki minaj. But whatever the case may be its interesting. Women work with men all the time when their lacking funny how yall.fail to do the same.
Posted on April 20, 2012 at 6:27 PM
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