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Awww, isn't that cute? Eskimo kisses and matching outfits for Great America. "Kneegro Pleaz" If you don't get your Khloe & Lamar mixed with Down Home with the Neelys looking ass out of here (google it).......(just kidding), but you do have to be special......(ed) to match though......(just kidding, again). For real, expressions of "real love" are wonderful, when its with the one you love. Anywho, this is what we call "little Debbie." You know, the brand of those little hostess cakes at your local convenient store that use to be a quarter, but inflation caused a price spike in junk food......(stupid inflation....yeah I got mad....And???). Anyway, don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with making the one you are with feel special by engaging in silly acts of love but, "caking" has evolve over the years. There was a time when it was cool to sit on the phone and listen to each other breathe, now a days technology has messed around a devalued the "caking" experience. What use to be an intimate event of affection is now watered down with the simplicity of updating your "relationship status" on Facebook. Men, if you can't cook, atleast learn how to "bake a cake." Shout out to those strawberry swiss rolls. The moral of the story is Zuckerberg messed around and got married on your goofy ass while your relationship status is still "Its Complicated." MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed