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*Presses play on the DVD player* 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right....You guessed it!!! If you don't burn 1,000 plus calories while engaging in pelvic thrusting, your partner ought to report you to the Better Business Bureau for poor customer service. There is nothing worst than an out of shape f*ck. Cardio should of been a prerequisite for dating. According to a poll somewhere.....lazy sex is the number two reason why people leave or cheat (I made that up, but it sounds true). Ladies, if you just so happen to stop gyrating when the "nut" is right there because you got tired, prepare yourself to be punched in the throat (preferably the back of the neck region) for my "reverse cowgirl" lovers. Men, if you "cum" before she does, your loose sperm ass better grab a knife and fork and commence to chow down. This is random, but what if there was a Billy Blanks and Denise Austin porno. Can you imagine masturbating to that? Forearms would be tired as shit. Anyway, the moral of the story is Gatorade will soon sponsor pornographic events....Remember, I said it first. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed.