BLAH BLAH B.L.A.H.

Secretary: Mr. President, can I see your Stimulus Package?
President: Hell Yeah.......oh wait, you meant the actual paper work.
:Awkward:
99.9 percent of men would have thought the same thing. I bet any amount of money this is how Clinton got caught up in the scandal. Men can NOT help that sex crosses the mind every 6 seconds. We are horny by nature and can't sustain when it comes to using our "stimulus package." Men work off three different brainwaves, both heads and his heart. Whereas, the female works off one or the other (one head & heart) rarely both at the same time. "Peep game" or for my Caucasian readers "understand this" A man tends to stimulate the mind of the women in order to capture the heart of a women and in return she stimulates his package. Hence, a stimulus cycle. Study show that a woman is more intrigued with a mans thought process then his overall looks and yet men have not figured that out. Ladies, before he offers you his "stimulus package" make sure the clauses are to your liking. The moral of the story is every person comes with a "Terms and Agreement" page don't just click ok.