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Greetings world, its ya boy ZeeDaay again presenting you with the urinal cake of the week. Now I must say, either the human race is getting dumber by the day, or I'm noticing the amount of retarded shit that occurs at a higher rate. Anyway, it was probably about 8 people that deserved to get a urinal cake beaned at them from Randy Johnson while he's standing on top the Sears Tower. (I Know its called Willis Tower, Fuck you tho) But THIS particular woman needs her scented piss pie to be hand delivered by the Dali Lama. 

You all remember OctoMom right? Yeah.... the lady who's box is like throwing a hot dog in a hallway? Well this woman decided to venture into the porn industry. 

Not porn huh? OK..... if i can find your video on "pornhub" or "xvideos" ... then guess what? ITS PORN! Ms Suleman also says she doesn't want "actors" in her video because she fears her 14 kids might find out. (this is what i have a problem with)  Think about that for a second...... You're OK with them finding out that mom uses dildos and metacarpals in videos to please herself for the enjoyment of others, but an actual D**k is going to send them to the social worker sooner? Listen NADYA! There's a 100% chance that your kids already know you're a heaux! You've already done nude photo shoots for rent, you already have 14 kids with no husband, you've already gotten plastic surgery that makes you look like that Mob Wives lady. There's no more guessing. They know already and if they don't i bet the oldest one is laying it on the rest of the siblings smooth and easy. Just admit you're a heaux and go for the $1mil they offered you to do the horizontal polka with an actual d**k.


Everybody give this Heaux in denial a big urinal flush


                                      But Hey.. What do I know? *splits white owl*