Urinal Cake: One Man's trash is the next man's ...tool?

Posted by Posted by ZeeDaay On 12:41 PM

Hello world, its me again. Hope all is well with everyone.

Soooooo, what do I have in my bag this Friday?

Lemme see…..

(Digs in bag of dummies)



Texas Mayor killed by his own “ass”?

Nah ….


Breast way to get money?

Nah……



Ahhhh… I’ll go with this one..

“MacGyver would be proud”



 New Mexico corrections officers say an inmate escaped his jail cell by breaking a window bar with a razor blade and a Popsicle stick but changed his mind once he got outside.
Carlos Garcia told police it took about five months to break the bar on his cell window at the Lea County jail with those materials. He also used plastic, newspaper and more Popsicle sticks to fashion a fake window.
The Hobbs News-Sun reports that Garcia changed his mind and climbed back into his second-story cell using a bed sheet.
Garcia has been moved to a maximum-security ward at the state penitentiary. He is serving time for two murder convictions and other crimes.


OK….. Great job and all with the escape, but you went back tho. Why in baby Jesus’ name would you go back after you’ve done all that hard work? Its like getting a free year of Netflix from Jiffy Lube after an oil change, make no sense to me what so ever! You’ve done all that work to just TURN AROUND?!? That’s equivalent to hopping on your 10 speed booking it to the bus stop at 7am to put your bike on the front rack…. Then walk back home. How do explain that to the cellys bro? Is it going to get you an extra cornbread block from the kitchen workers?

(Insert "Life" quote here)

 And the police had the nerve to say he wouldn’t have gotten further, because he would’ve had to get past another security block….

Im gone let that simmer right now….




The man made a fake window with plastic and Popsicle sticks…..

And you mean to tell me that he wouldn’t have gotten past that last security measure? Yea, ok, lemme guess… you building an ocean front property in Idaho right? Even tho the man is convicted for 2 murders I must commend him for making the New Mexico penal system a running joke for the Labor Day weekend. Not only is this pie for Carlos going back (low key I’m happy you made that dumbass decision), but for the New Mexico prison for thinking he wouldn’t be able to get past the last security measure when he in fact made a window out of popsicle sticks, newspaper, and plastic.

Everybody give Carlos and New Mexico penal system a HUGE flush




Enjoy the Weekend! I know I will.

Oh…BTW.. there’s a party today at 222 N Lamon. We celebrating a Bday.. slide thru. Bring some hot Hennessy ( hahaha! Shameless plug)


But Hey, What do I know?
*Splits White Owl*

ZeeDaay

2 comments

  1. Ms. Roseanne Said,

    Nice plugger. LOL Good post.

    Posted on August 31, 2012 at 5:23 PM

     
  2. Relle_Marie Said,

    Aye but why the caption on the news say "Attempted Prison Escape" like dude got caught by the police or the gaurds going over the barbed wire or something??? LOL He went back willingly!! S/O to the news though for their "Attempt" at trying to make the police look good.

    Posted on September 1, 2012 at 9:24 AM

     

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