Hello ladies and gentlemen. Its that time again…
You remember the line
“Too much of anything can kill you”
Nah?.. Me neither
You should all know by now I have a twisted sense of humor. If you don’t know shame on you, you overly neglected soul.
Let me preface this first,
SELF INFLICTED WOUNDS GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME.
*exhale*
As humans, we all need water to allow us to flourish on a day to day basis. It’s a necessity. Everybody knows that, they taught you in school how much water means, not only to the earth but your body. I won’t go all scientific with yall today, I'm not about that life, nor will I ever be. I'm here to do my job, a job that requires no bias attitudes and an ability to distribute various forms of humiliation and piss pies.
So, here it is….
August 24, 2012’s Urinal Cake award goes to Jennifer Strange of Sacramento , CA
Jennifer decided to compete in a radio station’s contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom in hopes to win a Nintendo Wii.
Well,
she won…. Then… she died.
(insert your *what the f**k line here)
Initially, contestants were handed eight-ounce bottles of water to drink every 15 minutes.
“They were small little half-pint bottles, so we thought it was going to be easy,”
said fellow contestant James Ybarra of Woodland
“They told us if you don’t feel like you can do this, don’t put your health at risk.”
Ybarra said he quit after drinking five bottles.
“My bladder couldn’t handle it anymore,” he added.
After he quit, he said, the remaining contestants, including Strange, were given even bigger bottles to drink.
They say her death was consistent with water intoxication death.
(I told yall I wasn’t gone get all scientific with yall, so just look up water intoxication)
Moral of the story is don’t be out here putting your life at risk for something that can wait. I’m not holding my pee for sh!t, even if its for a Wii
(I laughed, #iCare)
Everybody give this lady a FLUSH…
But Hey, What Do I Know?
*Splits White owl*
Honorable Mention:
Todd Akin (R-MO)
Apparently someone asked the senate hopeful his thoughts on abortion
. Bad move. Here was his answer….
“From what I understand from doctors ... if it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
I'm coo.. I’ll let the ladies have at it on this one.
UPDATE: Strange family receives $16 mil in settlement. Now, that’s something you can hold on to.
(I laughed again.. #iCare)
1 Comment
LOL! "I ain't holding my pee for shit"......I don't think that's humanly possible to do anyway. Doesn't pee always come before shit? (I laughed....#I care). BTW......please no one try to shit before pissing. I would hate to see your pic up here next week.
Posted on August 24, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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