Good afternoon ladies and gentleman! Where can I start today?.....
The teacher that smoked that “loud pack” with middle school students?
Nahhhh…
Orlando Magic’s ridiculous trade from which they didn't get jack shit in return?
Nahhh..
What about Naomi Campbell’s hair line?
HOLY SHIT!! , but Nahhhhh
Today…. I will give the Urinal Piss Pie to none other than this n***a Dajaun Porter…
Why?
Check this out fam…..
A DJ allegedly broke into the homes of men he saw at clubs and parties and performed oral sex on them as they slept
I’ll never hear Shirley Murdock’s “as we lay” record the same anymore.
Harrisburg, PA police said last week that Dajuan Porter, 27, stalked three men and sexually assaulted them in their homes, according to WHP-TV.
The first case was reported in May, 2011, by a man who claimed a man fitting Porter's description climbed up through his fire escape, broke in and began performing oral sex on him, according to WHP-TV.
In April, 2012, a man told police he went to Porter's home after a gathering and fell asleep only to wake with the suspect performing a sex act on him, the Patriot News reported.
Another incident was reported in July. The alleged victim attended a party and fell asleep after drinking. He claims that he woke up as the suspect performed a sex act on him.
Hold up… I'm not finished …
An additional alleged victim not included in last week's charges claims Porter molested others. The man, who asked not to be identified, said Porter had been over at his house with mutual friends following a night of partying, but kicked Porter out of his house after the incident.
Porter was charged with three counts of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, three counts of sexual assault and burglary, according to NewsOne.com.
Am I finished? Nope…..
The suspect has been arrested for similar crimes before. Last year, he was charged in Worcester County , Maryland
I really don’t even know where to begin with this crazy shit fam. Straight up. How come no one knew about this guy? You mean to tell me NONE of his friends could see that this guy wanted to knob them off? AND he’s a DJ!! Maaaaaan listen, Frank Ocean
Everybody give this guy a HUGE FLUSH!!!
But Hey, What do I know?
*Splits White Owl*
ZeeDaay
3 comments
....."plot on someone you're spinning 1's & 2's for!?!".....I'm in tears! LOL
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Well DAMN! Totally traumatized to comment. I
thought dj stood for disc jockey not DICK jockey!!! Once again DAMN!
Posted on August 10, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Wowwwww! Now say it backwards...Wwwwow!!! SMDH
Posted on August 14, 2012 at 5:17 PM
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