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Greetings & Salutations...
"When life gives you lemons, ask for a receipt" ~ Me

Ladies, are you tired of being "screwed" over? Did you see what I did there? Screw, Nuts, Bolts....Anyway, let me introduce to you a new term for men that treat women like an Ace Hardware stores. Are you ready? Please DO NOT shoot the messenger...

You have to first ask yourself, honestly...Do I have Dollar menu coochie? Your cooch is a direct reflection of your personality/character. Men have come to the conclusion that all "boxes" are the same, they are all pink and present the same results. Now what determines a man to stick around is the personality/character attached to it. Do you carry yourself in a manner that allows a man to be intrigued by more then a warm....wet.... soft.... *licks lips* plump piece of anatomy that is located between your inner thighs? Listen carefully ladies, a man takes prides in himself on conquering as much coochie as he can before falling in love. If you have been a victim of  the "Nuts & Bolts" then you only have yourself to blame. Let me clarify what that means. It is basically what it sounds like, a guy nuts on your butt, you're stuck "babysitting" <--- get it..... and then hauls ass and leaves you with an empty feeling. It is a women's job to give a guy more than what he WANTS, and more of what he NEEDS. What does a man need you ask? A man NEEDS three things 1) Support 2) Food & 3) Compassion. Support his dreams, Feed the ni**a and be Compassionate about his feelings as well as he is to yours. One thing women tend to forget is men have feelings too. Simple right? Women have the power to make a man fall in love with them without fucking with their spaghetti, oh you never heard about that?...Men, be careful...It is an old southern voodoo that a women can put you under their spell by putting PERIOD juices in your spaghetti sauce. Anyway, ladies, most MEN have standards in who they lay down with, unlike popular beliefs all men DO NOT sleep with any and everything. Bitter bitches started that rumor....Let me clarify this, most MEN will not pursue any and everything, but if the "box" is offered it is EXTREMELY hard to deny it. Men are competitive by nature and sex is considered a sport in some countries (I made that last part up, but it sounded good). If a MAN lays down with you, there is something about you that attracted them to you. Rather it was something mentally or physically, and even if those two variable were not included, once you fuck your souls connect, so there is a connection regardless. Therefore, it is up to the women to make the guy fall in love. If not then WE nut & bolt. If you do not offer more than that warm....wet....soft....*drools a little* plump piece of anatomy that is located between your inner thighs than you forever be an "Ace Hardware whore." The moral of the story is women look for a handy man not handy men. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed