Good afternoon ladies and gentleman, your neighborhood CNN reporter is back! *Harlem Shakes* This month, writers of the world renown BLAH blog site have stuck to a theme of relationships. So, me being I, I have no choice to take it a step further in this week’s entry of Urinal Cake Friday.
*Drum roll please*
A Chinese divorced and sued his wife for $120,000 for being ugly and won,
The story goes that Jian Feng, who was from Northern China, was so in love with his beautiful wife until they had a baby girl, who was said to be so ugly it horrified him.
Just yesterday in a tweet I said some of yall got some ugly babies. Which one of yall would be brave enough to say “damn! That baby ugly! Cant be mine!"
BTW: this is HILLLLLARIIIOUS!!!
As the baby resembled neither parents, Feng demanded to know who the father was. His wife was forced to admit that she had spent $100,000 for intense plastic surgery from South Korean surgeons to look radically different.
Feng eventually divorced and sued his wife under the terms that she had gotten him to marry her under false pretenses. He won and received the $120,000 he requested.
We live in a world full of fake EVERYHTING which prevents us from seeing the “real you” until you need a re-up on those ass shots, or your fake beard starts to sweat into a goatee. We’ve even gone as far as to make man made dimples! (I got mine from my moms trick!) THIS MAN was fortunate, to not only win his case, but have the wherewithal to question on why his baby was ugly. Some of yall still out here holding on to that ugly ass baby thinking its beautiful, callin her little Beyonce n shit. N**ga please! Child birth is a wonderful and beautiful thing, but that doesn’t mean your child is cute. I know I got off topic for a bit, but F**k u tho, go eat soft croutons. What it boils down to is, you can only hide the “real” you for so long. The best bet is to expose your flaws to your significant other before you get embarrassed and sued for $100k. How would you feel if someone came up to you and said…
“heard you got a divorce. What happened?”
“I was ugly…..”
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Everybody give this woman a Huge Flush!
But Hey, What Do I Know?
*Splits White Owl*
@ZeeDaay
4 comments
LMAO....this ish is unreal. I wanna see the lil ugly baby. I woulda sued the heffa too though.That's false advertising. But soft croutons tho??? Lol
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:43 PM
this can't be life! that is cuh-razy. wonder who paid him the $120K. nice post.
Posted on September 21, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Soft croutons are gross
Posted on September 22, 2012 at 10:23 AM
"Half on a Baby"~ Robert Kelly
Posted on September 28, 2012 at 1:13 PM
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