Urinal Cake: Bracing Forever

Posted by Posted by ZeeDaay On 12:21 PM

Struggle meal strikes again! Mac N cheese microwave style and 1 cup of water. F**k you, I'm full tho.

Flush Fridays is back! Shout out to @Dnell32 for that moniker too by the way.

Well, lets just jump into it then shall we?

*Reaches in bag*

*Shuffles*

Ahh.. here we go…...

 

 

A 22-year-old Oregon man has sued an orthodontist for leaving his braces on for 11 years, resulting in straight but rotten teeth Devin Bost, of Portland, claims he suffered serious tooth decay and periodontal disease from having worn braces from ages 7 to 18 while he lived in Eugene, Ore. Two to three years is normal for braces. Some of Bost's teeth will need to be replaced with implants, but others cannot be because they have rotted to the jaw, said his attorney, David Hollander. The lawsuit states that Bost, whose mother is a medical doctor, "received an urgent phone call" in June 2008 from orthodontist Brad Chvatal's office "that he needed to have the braces removed immediately."

Chvatal told The Oregonian he could not have treated Bost until 2002, when he was licensed as an orthodontist. He has been licensed with the Oregon Board of Dentistry since 1997. He declined to comment on the case, citing patient privacy laws.

 

Man look, I don’t know how this kid could’ve gone through all those years of school with braces on. I did 3.5 years of braces and never smiled in ANY pictures (yes, go back and see that I'm right), and yet this kid had the balls and a supreme level of “idgaf”, in which Ive never seen before.

Take a look at his picture again…






 

This white boy ugly as hell right NOW! Imagine how he looked at 7 with braces! Man listen, the wolves would’ve been out on him with every metal joke in the book. He would’ve been painting his nails black while sitting in the corner listening to Evanescence starring out the window watching rain cascade off the buildings. I want to know if anyone said to him “damn n**ga when you gone get those joints off yo teeth?” Or, “sh!t bro, don’t you get tired of choosing what to eat based off how long it takes you to pick it out from between your rubber bands?” Now you’ve ended up with rotten teeth and a lawsuit because nobody around you wanted you to prosper. Have you taken an accurate account of how many heauxs you’ve lost because of the SAW trap in your mouth? How many mouth guards have you bought? Do you EVEN play sports? If not, did the braces hold you back? I have 1000 questions for this kid, but its coo…..

 

take this….






 

LMAO! Nah …. Im playing … take this instead




Everybody give this kid a HUGE FLUSH!

Until next time, remember...

"Drugs don't ruin careers, drug tests ruin careers"

 

 

But Hey, What do I know?

*Splits White Owl*

@ZeeDaay

2 comments

  1. Relle_Marie Said,

    LMAO.....and I swear I've seen that special kid attempting to showcase their "talent" on Maury.

    Posted on September 7, 2012 at 1:00 PM

     
  2. Perry Jay Said,

    Boy, you dumb as hell...Where was his parents? They bogus!!! Now the son's psychology is fuck up...Piss pie to the parents too....Good Post bro....

    Posted on September 7, 2012 at 4:34 PM

     

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