I don’t know if this is a sign or what, but I've been completely disappointed in the usage of the female boob over the last week or two. Hey, freedom of choice I assume. Ladies, You're entitled to do whatever you want to do with those fun bags. Dress em up, oil em down, make em stick out, cover em up, whatever your heart desires. But wasting a perfectly good boob is not cool at all, matter of fact its asinine. Take a boob out of my mouth to feed a child is… OK, I guess. I’ll have my private time later. But taking a boob away from a child to feed a dog is outright criminal.
Terri Graham, a mother of two, couldn't breastfeed her children. But, she's now fulfilling her maternal desire in an unorthodox way -- by breastfeeding her 9-year-old daughter's dog, a pug named Spider.
In an interview published in the Oct. 20 U.K. edition of Closer magazine, Graham, 44, said that she knows some people might consider her a "freak," but insisted that her breastfeeding nourishes the dog, and makes her feel like a better mom.
"Having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother," Graham told Closer.
Graham, who is from California, claimed that the dog developed a taste for breast milk in 2010 after licking the nipple of a bottle she had pumped for her then-newborn son. She says she has breastfed the dog for about 2 years.
F**k you meeeeeean you couldn’t breast feed your children?? F**k was you dooooooing??
The crazy part of this besides the whole story is that she says she felt more like a complete mother. Really?... no… really?? You a heaux for that. No way around it madam. I wish her kids where like the “look who’s talking” kids. (my 80’s babies remember that movie) I would die to hear Roseanne commenting on the lack of human nipples she’s received because the family dog “Spider”. I bet this chick would juice my granddad if she had the right opportunity. I'm actually worried for her health. I'm sure somehow someway she can get cancer doing sh!t like this. She doesn’t deserve to have those twins of joy.
New rule; Breast feed an animal, instant boob removal.
When I read this I cried a real tear. Denzel “Glory” style.
Everybody give this woman a GIANT HUGE FLUSH!
But hey, what do I know?
*splits white owl*
-ZeeDaay
2 comments
Look Who's Talking used to be my ish. I have this one completely figured out though. Ole girl was getting off by letting Spider lick her headlights. Fellas let me learn you something real quick..did you know some women can orgasm off nipple stimulation alone? Yup. I can personally testify to it.
Posted on October 19, 2012 at 12:58 PM
That's some ish for you. So what if the dog gets mad at her and decides that the way he wants to exact his revenge is by biting her the shit out of her (in the words of ZeeDaay) fun bags, then what? Is it just all over for the future babies and her dude? I just don't understand, we have all this trouble about breastfeeding in public and you go do this shit. HOT ASS MESS!!
Posted on October 21, 2012 at 4:19 PM
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