Happy new mudda sukas! We haven’t met in a while, so before you step in the office and sit, be warned this might hurt.
2012 is a thing of the past, and 2013 is here and in full affect. Even though, being the Human Resource manager allows me to uplift the good folks in the world, it also forces me to reprimand the rest. So here is my public service announcement for the beginning of 2013……
“Don’t Be That Person”
We all strive to be somebody in life. Some want to be successful, some want to be comfortable, and some want to be relevant. We all wake up with hopes of being a better person than yesterday allowed. It always starts well. Wake up, hit the IG, see what type of inspirational message we can apply to ourselves, click out of that, check the Facebook notifications, click out of that, hit up twitter see if you got any mentions, post your horoscopes, tell the folks good morning n sh*t.
Then ……… the day starts
On your way to work, you start to remember what happened yesterday with twerk/ trap music playing in the background. You’re probably thinking, were the hell is he going with this sh*t right? No problem, sit back grab your coffee, espresso, king latte or whatever the f**k you drink. Don’t spill tho, that's $25,000 Alpaca! You blot that sh*t! (Movie reference)
Now when I say “don’t be that person” I mean it in 2 different ways….. For now
Don’t be the person that always says they’re going to do something then end up not doing it. Nobody got time for that in 2013 bruh bruh. As Peejay stated in “Pre-Determined” 2+0+1+3= 6 and the number 6 is right behind one of the most angelic numbers ever created, 7. This is the year where you put away procrastination and go for the gold in order to prep yourself for 2014. I’m not doing the math; you should already know what it equals. You have a business plan? Start it! You got a chick or dude in mind? Go get that mudda fooka! Trying to move? MOVE!
2.
Don’t be that person looking from the outside in. I’m going to put this as gently as I can. Don’t be that thirsty n***a or female looking for attention. It gets you nowhere fast. Understand everyone has a role to play. Mains get the support, sides get the D, and the floaters shouldn’t expect anything at all lol. (or so I’ve heard). If you know your role, you save yourself a ton of embarrassment. Her girls are not going to flinch and neither is ya boys. Why? Because they know THEIR roles. Don’t say sh*t about sh*t. But! There is always ONE that will pop up and hug ya momma like they been out to eat lunch n sh*t together. That individual might know their role, but won’t acknowledge it. That’s when it becomes the “ugh.. wtf.. he/she blows me. I don’t want to even hit/ or let him hit that/this no more” And now the friends look at that person like “dayyyyum….he/she too thirsty” Now the vision of you has been tainted.
Don’t be that person.
Let’s focus this year on flourishing and “not being that person”.
Close the door, I have to finish payroll
-HR-
5 comments
"Mains get the support, sides get the D, and the floaters shouldn’t expect anything at all..." This is funny and so true. Super important to know and play your role. Roles also sometimes evolve though, in which case, one should also act accordingly. Well-written and useful advice. You are rightfully the HR Dept Manager. Kudos.
(Also, the font is difficult to read against the grey background)
Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:36 PM
"American Gangster" LMAO! This is very informative. I always learn something new from you. Great Job!
Posted on January 12, 2013 at 9:54 AM
This is the most insightful and informative H.R. Dept I have ever worked with. Definitely dont want to be that person. Great Job!!
Posted on January 12, 2013 at 10:09 AM
Ummm didn't Mzjbk basically say the same thing Relle_Marie said? Lol
Posted on January 14, 2013 at 6:25 PM
You're beautiful by the way...
Posted on January 14, 2013 at 6:31 PM
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