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                                   Welcome to The G Spot…. The Woman Zone: Anal Part II
Welcome World! You found The G Spot…The Woman Zone. Last week we talked about Anal Sex and today we will be diving into part II of anal with our discussion of: oral anal. Very rarely will I bring a topic to you that I have never experienced for myself and today is no different! I have been on the giving and receiving end of oral anal. I understand most people feel that this is just a no go and understandably so. But we are here to discuss the misconceptions.  I at one time felt oral anal was not an option until just a few years ago when randomly the act was done to me. I wasn’t disgusted or turned off. I felt honored that the guy I was with felt I was worthy of the sacred anus lickus. (just a term I use instead of saying licking ass) It was just an addition to the head I was getting but a sweet treat none the less. I’m aware that people feel that participating in this oral activity is against all hygiene rules and regulations. I mean it is an ass. But if you participate in regular hygiene rituals that we all should be doing, I’m curious why it’s such a big deal? Especially for a man. There’s not that much space between the area your tongue would be in while eating a woman’s kitty, to be honest it’s very likely you’ve already slipped and done it while giving head. Yes we all sweat and we have bodily functions and fluids that may make this action seem impossible and once again I am in no way saying that you should be out there licking everyone’s ass. But in a committed relationship, or as committed as it can be this day and age, why is this activity forbidden or not even discussed? I myself was a little concerned with what it would be like or taste like or feel like and honestly my mind was making a bigger deal out of it than it was. It tasted like every other part of his body. Which is probably the reason most people are afraid to try it. They think its going to taste like shit, and I’m here to tell you: SO UNTRUE. Now I can’t speak for a guy who doesn’t wash his ass…pun intended. But as far as my experiences with it, it’s been pleasant. No shit balls on the tongue, no after taste of ass, no farting in the face. And from my being on the receiving end of it a very sexy sensation. Tonight’s homework assignment is a little different than the others: I don’t want you to go out and just lick an ass, you need to be in a complete state of ease before trying it so I want you to think about doing it. I want you to envision yourself doing it, without hesitation, without fear. Just for the pure satisfaction of pleasuring your partner. It’s a great rule of thumb to be open to all aspects of sex. If you want it done or wouldn’t mind it done to you, why couldn’t you do the same to your partner? So with that,  you and your partner should talk about exploring a sexual side you never have before and oral anal is the topic that you should kick it off with. Now make sure you do this assignment, it gets no easier than talking and trust me the assignments are only going to more detailed and risqué so if you can’t do this, I’m pretty sure you will be flunking this course! Hope to hear back from you all…until then Happy Humping!

                                                              Fee B’s Makeup Bag
Hello World! Let me just start by saying I try to be neutral when it comes to writing. I rather hear everyone else's point of view when I’m torn on a topic BUT on this one I can't be neutral so with that said…the item I’m pulling out of my bag today is Liars: who does it more/better? There’s a song by rapper Yo Gotti called Women Lie Men Lie that implies women lie more than men. I've even heard comedians (males of course) do stand up routines going into detail about how much women lie and I must say that has got to be the biggest bunch of bullshit around...now I will say this: women lie better than men, but never more. Men lie about everything from where they just came from, to who they’re on the phone with, to what time they woke up or ate that day! Basically the smallest stupidest shit that there is no need to lie about... women don’t need to lie like that because our lies are so detailed and complete there is no reason to keep talking ourselves into trouble. One lie covers it all for us. Men have to create a lie, lie about the lie, remember it, repeat the lie, and sorry I don’t think men have the patience to do that or remember all of what they’ve said… which is why most men get caught in their lies. Its too much planning and remembering involved which is why women will always be better at it because we can remember the lies we told you, and the lies you told us and just to make sure you don’t catch us off guard we'll question you on what you’ve said just to see if your story remains the same to keep the heat off our backs... A little reverse psychology for that ass! Now this is coming from a reformed professional liar I mean I had answers for any possible question thrown my way because I thought like jigsaw from Saw: I plan for all possibilities...But I didn't lie all day everyday I was just a good liar when I had to lie. So what’s your take on the topic? Who do you think lies more?? Lies Better?? Better yet as adults why are we still even lying about shit? I know you all couldn’t agree with me so tell me what you think…until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…Live Laugh Love

                                    Welcome to The G Spot…The Woman’s Zone
                               Sorry for the delay due to lack of power from the storm
What’s good world? Thank you again for stopping by The G Spot… The Woman’s Zone. The Topic for today: Anal Part 1 was inspired by one of my favorite “reality tv stars” Evelyn Lozada who recently did an interview on a web show where she openly talks about her and famous football boo thang Chad OchoCinco’s sex life. And anal is a nice part of it. I’m not going to go into details but if you want to see it look up the interview the show is Kandi Koated Nights. Well anyway it got me wanting to dive into that topic for The G Spot this week. Back in my earlier days of sex I had no interest in getting fucked in the ass. My reply to any guy who asked or suggested it to me was “sure if you let me fuck you in yours.” I knew that there would be no okays to my saying that so I went on with my sexual career minus anal. It wasn’t until a few years ago that this certified freak lost her anal virginity. And I admit after the first time of drunken anal sex it wasn’t so bad, or as painful as I thought it would be. Now it wasn’t until the second time that I actually enjoyed it and had the pleasure of being introduced to the anal orgasm which was wonderful in itself…don’t believe me? Look it up. I’m not really sure with the smokers brain and all if that was the exact term but I’m sure Google will know what you’re looking for. The next few times I didn’t quite reach the intensity of the orgasm but it was still no pun intended…the shit! I’m no pro on the subject but when it comes to sex I’m a try-sexual. You only live once and why not enjoy all the ways we’ve been given to experience pleasure? Aside from the obvious misconceptions about the pain and possibly shitting on the dick I’m wondering why more people aren’t talking about having done it. What are we afraid of freaks? My few tips for trying tonight homework assignments (and sex in general) are as follows
-   Make sure you’re doing it with someone you feel comfortable with.
-  Empty you bladder kidneys whatever aka pee or poop ahead of time…and clean your ass after please and thanks!
- Have plenty lubricant either artificial or natural (I prefer water based lubes…better for the lady parts)
- Don’t just jam it in there fellas take your time, be gently work it in. Warm her up with a thumb or finger or 2!
- RELAX…being stressed or tense about it defeats the whole mission and causes you to tense up therefore creating pain.
So with that said, tonight’s homework requires you to open up to anal, either try the finger or thumb to prepare for anal sex (anal finger fucking) or just go full throttle into it but either way that’s the assignment. Can’t wait to hear back from all of you freaks out there…Happy Humping

                                              Fee B's Makeup Bag: The Brangelina Epidemic
Now before I get started let me say I’m not a racist in any way. I love all people for who they are and not the color of there skin. I try not to feed into the stereotypes even though some are hard to ignore because they seem to be true. For example a lot of the time Mexicans do seem to roll deep when they drive or that Asians drive a tad crazy. So with that said...The item I’m pulling out of my makeup bag today: Interracial Adoption. I work in the suburbs where you run into every kind of race and frequently I see mixed families. No I’m not talking about one White one Black and mixed kids. I’m talking White couple Black kids… Asian couple Mexican kids. Clearly not biologically related. Now I’m all for getting kids who need homes into them, but I have to wonder are they adopting them because they really wanted to save & adopt a child of a different race or are they doing it because Madonna or Brad and Angelina and Sandra Bullock made it in style. Even with the celebrities doing it I have major doubts because I just don’t see how a white family can really raise a black child to appreciate their heritage and that goes for any race who adopts a child of a different race. I saw this white couple with their 3 black kids struggling to get them to behave and these children were acting a damn fool, which I’ve noticed whites tend to let their kids do in addition to throwing things at them and screaming at them, as the apparent oldest child, a boy was doing to this couple I watched. Nothing worked with these kids until they got the ice cream that they were acting an ass out in public for. Then as I watched them all leave I notice the way they were dressed, and it was how I assume they would probably dress their biological kids from the baggy sun dresses and UGG boots to the polo shirt, cargo shorts and sandals. Which there is nothing wrong with dressing your children a certain way, BUT the little girls are what struck me the most. I couldn’t help but wonder if they knew how to maintain black hair or at least pay someone else to? There a major differences in hair care race to race and from the mop tops I was looking at these folks didn’t have a clue how to care for these girls hair or a black friend to help them out! I think the situation may be a little bit different if you’re raising them from 12months and younger but when you get a child older than that its really a battle to gain that parental control that these two didn't seem to have. But hey who am I to judge I may be totally off with my observation about raising a child that’s of a different race, or then again maybe I’m the only willing to admit that just like the debate in Losing Isaiah sometimes children belong with their race. Now maybe its just that not too many blacks are headed down to the adoption agency and if that’s the case I really do appreciate those who choose to go through with that commitment but being able to provide a stable life doesn’t mean being able to provide the best life for a child…am I wrong for thinking this? How can you teach a child about the sacrifices and struggles of their ancestors when you only know what was taught to you in school? What ways will you comfort your child when they get made fun of for not being black enough to be with the black kids and not white enough for the white kids? As I stated before its not just Black and White. For example I could never adopt a Hispanic child. I’m not fluent in the language to teach them that important part of their culture and honestly I can't tell the difference between Latinos/Hispanics. So I wouldn’t even consider it, that’s not the best life for that child and even though Madonna, Charlize, Sandra, Brad and Angelina have a rainbow coalition of kids they have the money to hire someone to teach their kids or even themselves about their culture. Money for stylists…though clearly these kids dress themselves. The resources to hire Super Nanny or whatever to help them not really discipline their kids. I really do hope these everyday people that adopt children outside of their race do it for the sake of wanting to change a kids life and not for the sake of doing something that was made popular by celebrities, or taking whatever kid was there so they wouldn’t be the last one at the resort with kids to bitch about. I want to give the benefit of the doubt but in this case the jury is still out on that one…until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…Live, Laugh, Love

                                  Welcome to The G Spot… The Woman’s Zone: Oral Fixation

Glad you decided to stop back by The G Spot…The Woman’s Zone. Today’s topic "Oral Fixation" After listening to Young Money’s I Wish I Could Fuck Every Girl In The World…. I think back to a time when oral sex was almost rarely spoken about, especially on the guys end. Now its open up her legs a filet mignon that pussy! I’m in no way tripping. I'm just wondering why people (men and women) used to be ashamed of oral gratification. Let me clarify that no one was ashamed of getting it, just not open to admit that they do it.  I have no choice but to keep it 100 with you… I gave head WAY before I ever lost my virginity and I'm not ashamed to admit giving it to men and women and I LOVE IT! I love the act of sucking dick or eating pussy...the reactions you get...not to mention the reward of a job well done...the sticky and or dry face! I am not ashamed of my love for giving head , I just wish I fell in love with the concept of receiving it earlier than I did. Don’t get me wrong now, I do love the wonderful feeling of having my pussy tongue fucked but I rather be making someone else cum, shake or moan…Does than mean I have a oral fixation? Who doesn’t like to get head…but how many people do you hear bragging about loving to give it? I’m not talking for entertainment purposes in songs, I’m talking everyday conversational declarations. Before rappers made it "popular" to admit. At this time I can say its 60-40 giving to receiving for me. Now its poll time…Guys will you not give head if the lady isn’t shaved down there? Ladies do you have a preference for him being shaved or natural down in his bush area? Do any of you have any special techniques of giving head? Like using an Altoid or a halls while sucking dick to add an extra sensation? Or maybe eating whipped cream off or out of a woman? Finger fucking her while tasting her etc? Talk to me people!  For me, when it comes down to it, I can't get head without needing sex but I can have sex without getting head...Is that odd??? Alrighty class here’s tonight’s homework assignment: Hopefully no one reading this is a virgin at giving head but if you are, you must go suck a dick or eat some pussy TONIGHT! If you have before it’s time for you to do something different while giving head, maybe in a different position like the 69. If you aren’t a fan of dangling balls in your face, or if you aren’t comfortable with sitting on someone’s face try the 69 position on your side. It’s one of my favorites when giving head simultaneously. Or if you tried  a variety of positions get daring, try some place risky, add some tasty toppings to it. As odd as it may sound I have even had him pour liquor down his dick while sucking it…added bonus for me! Here is my suggestion for the advanced, dual head if you are into it. How great would it be to look down at 2 woman sucking your dick or eating you out…I’m not telling you to do something you are uncomfortable with, just that great sex is all about taking risks, trying something new, reinventing the old with new flavor…so get out there and taste something! Don’t be scared to share…you can always speak anonymously…I’m waiting to hear back from my freaks… Happy humping

                                        Fee B’s Makeup Bag: State of the World Tomorrow
Hey world! What’s going on? The item I’m pulling out of my makeup bag today is: The children of today and how it effects the world tomorrow. I’m a parent of a 6 year old boy so I spend a lot of time out at parks and interacting with children. I can’t help but notice the drastic difference in what children are into now compared to what children were into when I was younger. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about the world my grandchildren will live in. I’m from the days of curfews inflicted by parents, today some parents don’t even know where their kids are. Unless you’re reading a Zane Novel reading has become almost irrelevant. Videos replaced books, cell phones hold the attention of the students, not the teachers. We ditched classes, they don’t even go. I know I see them on every other corner on my way to work or to run errands. This isn’t just a summertime issue it’s a everyday issue. The incarceration rate is at an all time high. STDs rank higher than SAT scores and I’m not even speaking racially specific, I’m speaking generation specific. More and more teenage girls are having babies during high school and the actual completion rate is dropping. How can these kids be parents when they haven’t learned how to even live life or be self sufficient? I understand how hard it is out there and we have to take late shifts, or work multiple jobs or even work and go to school, but there is no reason to neglect a child and not steer them in the right direction so they can have a decent life. These children will be our next lawyers, police, politicians, scientists, doctors and if we don’t get a hand on it soon all we will have are the next athletes, rappers, actors, strippers, and reality tv stars. I wonder do these children who strive to be these things (and I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with wanting to be those professions but come on) do they realize they need accountants and agents and publicists. It’s easy to be taken advantage of when you don’t know your ass from your elbow.I know I may seem harsh but seriously take a look at the world around you. Don’t get me wrong there is a small percentage out there that are exceptions to what I’m talking about, parents and children included and those few will help society live, but when you have the majority, on what seems to be a destructive path, you cant help but worry about the state of the world tomorrow…until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…

                                                     The G Spot…Eyes Wide Shut
SORRY FOR THE DELAY...GOT HELD UP WITH WORK...BETTER LATE THAN NEVER THO NEVER LATE IS BETTER!

Welcome to the G Spot…A place for all those dirty little thoughts that cross most of our minds a thousand times a day! So let’s get right to it. There was a movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman called Eyes Wide Shut I’ll admit that I never fully watched the movie I just thought it was a film they made together to show the world that they were indeed a real couple who have sex. Anywhoo the title still intrigues me it makes me think of the theory that states those who kiss with their eyes open don’t trust the person who they’re kissing. So if that theory is correct does it apply during sex? I’ll be honest about it. I keep my eyes closed. It’s not because I don’t want to gaze into the eyes of whoever I’m with, it’s just a tad bit odd to me to stare at each other during sex. Now an occasional glance between kisses is ok as far as I’m concerned just to make sure you don’t miss his mouth or whatever but really just staring at each other during a full sex session is a lil odd. Matter fact it’s kind of creepy. Picture it…your in the midst of a great sex session, your eyes closed as you're focused on the pleasure, you open your eyes to give out a little kiss and you’ve got two eyes staring at you and searching your face as if they are trying to read what you were thinking about…Maybe its just me but that would definitely weird me out and throw me off of reaching my orgasm. And I’m sorry what’s the point of having sex if you are not going to go for the gold?  Tonight’s homework assignment: If you are a watcher, try closing your eyes or looking some where besides in the face of your lover or if you happen to be with a person who likes to have their eyes closed ask them to open them so you can both gaze into each others eyes for a few moments of connected intimacy. Can’t wait to hear all about your sextivities ;) Happy Humping!

Hello World! This is Fee B’s Makeup Bag…if you’ve never looked inside a woman’s makeup bag let me be the first to tell you it contains a little bit of everything and this blog will be no different. It’s going to touch on a little bit of this and a little bit of that. The item I’m pulling out of my bag today seems fitting as we all sit around wasting the holiday away on “Reality TV”. Now I cant say that I don’t indulge in the trashiness that saturates our televisions but it took a long time to get there. And now that I’ve arrived I’m sad to say I’m here. There’s such an OVER abundance of shows for viewers to watch that I’ve even come up with a few crazy shows of my own to pitch to the networks! And as far fetched as some of these show concepts are I might actually get mine picked up! The issue I have with the Reality TV wave is that it’s not really reality. Real life has no second takes, no scripts to get people interested, no security or producers to step in and catch the bullet or bottle flying. So how can this be even considered reality? Where in real life do they put a bunch of people in a dope house…rent free, provide them with liquor and VIP access to wherever they want to go and then pay them for being at certain hot spots? No where. Are the lives of mainly has beens or nobody's aka celebrity ex wives/baby mamas worth putting a spotlight on compared to the lives of the everyday woman’s struggle and juggling that more of us can relate to? I’m not saying that the scripted shows were that much better, but at least our intelligence wasn’t insulted by them saying it’s apples when we clearly are looking at oranges. At this point I’m not sure who to blame…the audience for continuing to watch or even watching in the first place…the creators for continuously coming up with more garbage shows…or the networks for picking up all these shows and providing non stop lineups of bullsh*t. Is this the future of television? Well kiddies be easy until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…

　

       

                          Welcome to The G Spot….The Woman Zone (Explicit Content)

Hey…thanks for stopping by The G Spot…The Woman Zone. Let's get right to it...The topic for today is to: spit or to swallow? Contrary to what some may think this goes both ways. It’s a given, a woman has the choice when giving head to do one of the following: A) Suck the dick until he’s about to cum and just when he’s about to… remove your mouth so he can nut maybe on your face or neck or my personal favorite…on the tits. B) Suck dick and catch the nut and spit it out. C) Suck and swallow. I must admit I’ve done them all! Now when it comes down to the guys eating pussy, for me there is no question in order to do it right you have to swallow our creamy filling. You can't get down there and pussyfoot around just licking the outside and not even put your face into it. And if that’s the way you eat pussy…please either step your game up TREMENDOUSLY or stop doing it. If your face is dry when you come up, just off that I’d grade your skill at sucking pussy a C- at best. You have to put your face in it, and be continuous with your licking, sucking and slurping and in doing that, well swallowing is inevitable. Now with me being pro head in all applicable ways: girl giving guy, guy giving girl, girl giving girl (and tho I'm not male I must show love for my dudes who roll that way guy giving guy) I say why not? I know it’s risky out there with all the diseases and I’m in no way saying go swallow everyone’s nut but if you’re even sucking someone’s dick or eating someone’s pussy you must trust that they are disease free so why not swallow…or at least catch and spit privately…let them have the illusion of you taking it all in. Guys you don’t get off easy either. The same shit that coats your dick when you’re fucking…that lovely wet feeling that shows you how much we like how you’re hittin’ that shit….is the same wetness that you should be slurping up. Don’t be afraid of it, that’s just the payday for a job well done. If she’s clean and shaved which is my personal favorite on a chick…it can actually be a really fun thing to do…But we’ll touch more on that when we explore the Oral Fixation! Tonight’s homework assignment…Give and or get some head…and don’t stop until it’s time to bust that nut and make sure you catch all those juices and swallow if you never have before. If you have, well just go with what you know! Hope to hear from you first timers and pros soon…Happy Humping!  
**A SMALL TIP: If you want your partners “love juices” to taste sweeter…fresh fruit will do the trick. Add some strawberries, pineapples, or whatever fruit you prefer to your diet to enjoy that sweet treat when you swallow J