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                                        Fee B’s Makeup Bag: State of the World Tomorrow
Hey world! What’s going on? The item I’m pulling out of my makeup bag today is: The children of today and how it effects the world tomorrow. I’m a parent of a 6 year old boy so I spend a lot of time out at parks and interacting with children. I can’t help but notice the drastic difference in what children are into now compared to what children were into when I was younger. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried about the world my grandchildren will live in. I’m from the days of curfews inflicted by parents, today some parents don’t even know where their kids are. Unless you’re reading a Zane Novel reading has become almost irrelevant. Videos replaced books, cell phones hold the attention of the students, not the teachers. We ditched classes, they don’t even go. I know I see them on every other corner on my way to work or to run errands. This isn’t just a summertime issue it’s a everyday issue. The incarceration rate is at an all time high. STDs rank higher than SAT scores and I’m not even speaking racially specific, I’m speaking generation specific. More and more teenage girls are having babies during high school and the actual completion rate is dropping. How can these kids be parents when they haven’t learned how to even live life or be self sufficient? I understand how hard it is out there and we have to take late shifts, or work multiple jobs or even work and go to school, but there is no reason to neglect a child and not steer them in the right direction so they can have a decent life. These children will be our next lawyers, police, politicians, scientists, doctors and if we don’t get a hand on it soon all we will have are the next athletes, rappers, actors, strippers, and reality tv stars. I wonder do these children who strive to be these things (and I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with wanting to be those professions but come on) do they realize they need accountants and agents and publicists. It’s easy to be taken advantage of when you don’t know your ass from your elbow.I know I may seem harsh but seriously take a look at the world around you. Don’t get me wrong there is a small percentage out there that are exceptions to what I’m talking about, parents and children included and those few will help society live, but when you have the majority, on what seems to be a destructive path, you cant help but worry about the state of the world tomorrow…until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…

                                                     The G Spot…Eyes Wide Shut
SORRY FOR THE DELAY...GOT HELD UP WITH WORK...BETTER LATE THAN NEVER THO NEVER LATE IS BETTER!

Welcome to the G Spot…A place for all those dirty little thoughts that cross most of our minds a thousand times a day! So let’s get right to it. There was a movie with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman called Eyes Wide Shut I’ll admit that I never fully watched the movie I just thought it was a film they made together to show the world that they were indeed a real couple who have sex. Anywhoo the title still intrigues me it makes me think of the theory that states those who kiss with their eyes open don’t trust the person who they’re kissing. So if that theory is correct does it apply during sex? I’ll be honest about it. I keep my eyes closed. It’s not because I don’t want to gaze into the eyes of whoever I’m with, it’s just a tad bit odd to me to stare at each other during sex. Now an occasional glance between kisses is ok as far as I’m concerned just to make sure you don’t miss his mouth or whatever but really just staring at each other during a full sex session is a lil odd. Matter fact it’s kind of creepy. Picture it…your in the midst of a great sex session, your eyes closed as you're focused on the pleasure, you open your eyes to give out a little kiss and you’ve got two eyes staring at you and searching your face as if they are trying to read what you were thinking about…Maybe its just me but that would definitely weird me out and throw me off of reaching my orgasm. And I’m sorry what’s the point of having sex if you are not going to go for the gold?  Tonight’s homework assignment: If you are a watcher, try closing your eyes or looking some where besides in the face of your lover or if you happen to be with a person who likes to have their eyes closed ask them to open them so you can both gaze into each others eyes for a few moments of connected intimacy. Can’t wait to hear all about your sextivities ;) Happy Humping!

Hello World! This is Fee B’s Makeup Bag…if you’ve never looked inside a woman’s makeup bag let me be the first to tell you it contains a little bit of everything and this blog will be no different. It’s going to touch on a little bit of this and a little bit of that. The item I’m pulling out of my bag today seems fitting as we all sit around wasting the holiday away on “Reality TV”. Now I cant say that I don’t indulge in the trashiness that saturates our televisions but it took a long time to get there. And now that I’ve arrived I’m sad to say I’m here. There’s such an OVER abundance of shows for viewers to watch that I’ve even come up with a few crazy shows of my own to pitch to the networks! And as far fetched as some of these show concepts are I might actually get mine picked up! The issue I have with the Reality TV wave is that it’s not really reality. Real life has no second takes, no scripts to get people interested, no security or producers to step in and catch the bullet or bottle flying. So how can this be even considered reality? Where in real life do they put a bunch of people in a dope house…rent free, provide them with liquor and VIP access to wherever they want to go and then pay them for being at certain hot spots? No where. Are the lives of mainly has beens or nobody's aka celebrity ex wives/baby mamas worth putting a spotlight on compared to the lives of the everyday woman’s struggle and juggling that more of us can relate to? I’m not saying that the scripted shows were that much better, but at least our intelligence wasn’t insulted by them saying it’s apples when we clearly are looking at oranges. At this point I’m not sure who to blame…the audience for continuing to watch or even watching in the first place…the creators for continuously coming up with more garbage shows…or the networks for picking up all these shows and providing non stop lineups of bullsh*t. Is this the future of television? Well kiddies be easy until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…

　

       

                          Welcome to The G Spot….The Woman Zone (Explicit Content)

Hey…thanks for stopping by The G Spot…The Woman Zone. Let's get right to it...The topic for today is to: spit or to swallow? Contrary to what some may think this goes both ways. It’s a given, a woman has the choice when giving head to do one of the following: A) Suck the dick until he’s about to cum and just when he’s about to… remove your mouth so he can nut maybe on your face or neck or my personal favorite…on the tits. B) Suck dick and catch the nut and spit it out. C) Suck and swallow. I must admit I’ve done them all! Now when it comes down to the guys eating pussy, for me there is no question in order to do it right you have to swallow our creamy filling. You can't get down there and pussyfoot around just licking the outside and not even put your face into it. And if that’s the way you eat pussy…please either step your game up TREMENDOUSLY or stop doing it. If your face is dry when you come up, just off that I’d grade your skill at sucking pussy a C- at best. You have to put your face in it, and be continuous with your licking, sucking and slurping and in doing that, well swallowing is inevitable. Now with me being pro head in all applicable ways: girl giving guy, guy giving girl, girl giving girl (and tho I'm not male I must show love for my dudes who roll that way guy giving guy) I say why not? I know it’s risky out there with all the diseases and I’m in no way saying go swallow everyone’s nut but if you’re even sucking someone’s dick or eating someone’s pussy you must trust that they are disease free so why not swallow…or at least catch and spit privately…let them have the illusion of you taking it all in. Guys you don’t get off easy either. The same shit that coats your dick when you’re fucking…that lovely wet feeling that shows you how much we like how you’re hittin’ that shit….is the same wetness that you should be slurping up. Don’t be afraid of it, that’s just the payday for a job well done. If she’s clean and shaved which is my personal favorite on a chick…it can actually be a really fun thing to do…But we’ll touch more on that when we explore the Oral Fixation! Tonight’s homework assignment…Give and or get some head…and don’t stop until it’s time to bust that nut and make sure you catch all those juices and swallow if you never have before. If you have, well just go with what you know! Hope to hear from you first timers and pros soon…Happy Humping!  
**A SMALL TIP: If you want your partners “love juices” to taste sweeter…fresh fruit will do the trick. Add some strawberries, pineapples, or whatever fruit you prefer to your diet to enjoy that sweet treat when you swallow J