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Welcome to The G Spot… The Woman Zone: Masturbation
What’s the deal world? Glad you found your way back to The G Spot…The Woman Zone. I’d like to say today’s entry is dedicated to R&B singer Monifah who recently came out of the closet as a lesbian (welcome to the wonderful world of LGBT life(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) story courtesy of MediaTakeout.com) I was a fan of her one hit {sorry let's be honest} Touch It so today we are talking about touching it: Masturbation 101. Now personally I can’t recall the age of when I first started masturbating, but I do know I’ve been exploring myself for quite some time. I wasn’t aware at my tender young age the throbbing between my legs I was feeling was letting me know I was some how sexually stimulated. I didn’t know how to soothe it so anything I could find to relieve my sensations I would try. From sitting on the lower kitchen cabinet door to stuffing a pillow between my legs. Even when I did eventually learn what was causing this feeling I still wasn’t aware of the oh so many ways to remedy it. I wasn’t expecting my mom to pull me to the side and explain being horny or for her to tell me how to play with myself I just wish I knew what was going on back then! So there is no wonder why it took me so long to start masturbating. I wasn’t familiar with the act so looking back to be honest I do know what the hell I was even doing! It was also a few years after having sex (okay more than a few I lost my virginity at 16) that I finally got myself a vibrator. I have to admit it was the best thing I could have stumbled upon. Playing around with the vibrator and my fingers helped me identify the feeling of an orgasm and how to allow it to come…oh yes that pun was intended! As I’ve gotten older I no longer feel masturbation is mainly for men. It’s for the sexually frustrated! Yes it may be easier for a man to masturbate, but not only. The best way for us women to know what we like sexually is to explore ourselves first, hell the best way for men and women to get the most out of sex is to have sex by ourselves first! So with that being said I won't ramble on any further especially since I'd like for everyone to participate an hopefully comment on completing your homework. Tonight’s assignment is to make some alone time for you to masturbate. Get in touch with your sexual side, rediscover what turns you on and go for it. There is no wrong or right way to masturbate, you may end up discovering something about yourself sexually you didn’t know or forgot ;) Can’t wait to hear how you freaks turn yourselves on! Happy Humping!

"Mind your business, that's all...Mind your business"... 50 "cool" points to the person that can tell me where that came from......Give up? Fresh Prince of Bel Air....When Will was teaching Ashley how to fight....Now do you remember? Ok, cool....Definitely not condoning in teaching any types of violent acts, but this is more of a guide to eliminating confrontation. One of the worst things you can do as person is talk about someone that is not present in a negative light....do you agree? This is one of those subjects where YOU....yes you get mad at when done to you, but turn right around and do it to another, something like a hypocrite. We all have been on the receiving and given end of gossip (just like head) and if you say you haven't you are a lying sack of shit. And just for lying I hope the next time you fall asleep in a public area, you have that dream where you are falling and "Jump" hard as hell and embarrass yourself. There has been a study that most people gossip for one of two reasons. Number one, to make themselves feel important by reveling information that no one else knows and number two, simply is because they are a hater. Which category do you fit in? Gossiping for some people can relieve stress from a conversation, especially if the conversation wasn't going anywhere. Example, *dead Air*.....(Chris Bosh voice) Guuuuurrrrl, did you hear....? You have just revived the conversation for an aditional six minutes. All gossip conversations start with "did you hear?" To me that is worst then starting a sentence off with "What had happen was." Both of those conversational starts go through one ear and out the other. There is some type of gratification that a person gets when engaging in someone elses business. Therefore, I repeat "Mind your business, that's all...Mind your business" and not on any fighting tip, but really mind your fucking business. The moral of the story is even if there is a buy one get one half off special on some shit that don't concern you, think about all the starving kids in Croatia that can benefit from the time you have spent worrying about the wrong shit. MY NAME IS PERRY AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. #CommentsWelcomed

                                                        Fee B’s Makeup Bag: Nip/Tuck
What’s happening world? Thanks for seeing what item I’m pulling out of my makeup bag today…So without further delay let’s get to it. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I wonder whose eyes are the reason behind so many women and even men out there feeling as if they aren’t pretty enough because images of them are never shown in a positive light. For example every store we go to reminds us before we leave out how to get perfect Janet Jackson and Eva Longoria abs in 6 easy steps and how to lose 2 whole inches in 3 weeks! They also remind us of the worlds most beautiful people and why we aren’t on the list…1. We don’t have a glam squad to do our hair, makeup and dress us 2. No one can airbrush away our flaws so we look red carpet ready at Mc Donald’s or Target but we do have imperfection hiders like makeup, wigs, weaves, padded bras and booty pops to make some of us feel some what confident enough to live our everyday lives. Now there is a person very close to me has opted to have cosmetic surgery to make herself feel better about her body. Gorgeous woman, smart, good job, no kids but always been self conscious about not having bigger breast so she researched and invested in a realistic bigger size. A year later she decides to just go all out for her last procedure and to top off her bigger breast she wants a fuller booty and the imaginary fat sucked out of her belly. Now she’s always had a nice shape she had hips and a nice size ass for her size. Now I will never knock her because had my life been different and I had money to jag that might have been the one thing I’d do…have fat sucked out of my body and put in my booty. So she did the one thing that always bothered her and it wasn’t good enough she wanted to do more despite not being able to comfortably afford her procedures. My point is will surgically fixing what’s not perfect on you unquestionably make you feel emotionally or mentally better even though you bought it? And for those of us who can’t afford to surgically enhance our bodies to look like Nicki Minaj and opt for the cheaper enhancements isn’t that deceptive to someone you may be dating? It makes me think of this Red Foxx joke where he says “I went home with a woman once, when we got there she threw her ass on the couch she threw her hair on the couch she threw her titties on the couch and hopped in the bed… I hopped on the couch!“ Once you fix one thing do you keep perfecting the little flaws that made you who you are? Is it all that important to look like a Barbie doll knowing that dolls are fake and plastic. We live most of our lives perfectly fine with what we were given until we hit the teens and recognize different body types. I’m still clueless as to why it’s so important for everyone to look like cookie cutter versions of each other? I’ve heard on plenty occasions from walking around and being out “damn shorty you would be a 10 if your ass was bigger” and I admit that is the one thing I do wish I had. Not because of Kim K, or Buffy the Booty or Body or even a Nicki Minaj because if I wanted it that bad I’d do as they did and buy it. I’d want it for the sake of wearing a dress and filling it out the way I’d like to, but instead God blessed me with one helluva rack so I flaunt what I have and still feel and look like a million dollars fuck your dime piece. The world is becoming so appearance obsessed we have the over weight killing themselves to be thin, the thin ones going overboard to be voluptuous and the voluptuous ones feeling either too thin or too thick. I do encourage people to do what makes them happy and healthy, but as a warning be prepared to more than likely just look the way you want to. Most plastic surgeons will even tell you if your doing this for vanity purposes you’re doing it for the wrong reasons. Confidence comes from within so if your lacking that no enhancements (permanent or removable)will change that, they haven’t invented a self esteem surgery yet. So not only should we all be happy the way we were made, we need to encourage the younger ones to be happy and confident within themselves. Love their image just the way they are and not to feed into the misguided media that thrives off of making us feel we need work. Just for experimental sake pick up one of those magazines that say look like this in weeks or get washboard abs tomorrow and flip through the pages and look at how many makeup, hair color, padded bras and booty ads they have verses a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers or even exercise classes they promote. They will have a few try at home moves but it’s only after they’ve given you tricks to lips like Angelina Jolie or get Taylor Swifts smokey eyes. Pay attention to the subliminal messages being fed to us before you end up falling victim to media manipulation. That’s it for today until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…Live  Laugh Love.