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                                                        Fee B’s Makeup Bag: Nip/Tuck
What’s happening world? Thanks for seeing what item I’m pulling out of my makeup bag today…So without further delay let’s get to it. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I wonder whose eyes are the reason behind so many women and even men out there feeling as if they aren’t pretty enough because images of them are never shown in a positive light. For example every store we go to reminds us before we leave out how to get perfect Janet Jackson and Eva Longoria abs in 6 easy steps and how to lose 2 whole inches in 3 weeks! They also remind us of the worlds most beautiful people and why we aren’t on the list…1. We don’t have a glam squad to do our hair, makeup and dress us 2. No one can airbrush away our flaws so we look red carpet ready at Mc Donald’s or Target but we do have imperfection hiders like makeup, wigs, weaves, padded bras and booty pops to make some of us feel some what confident enough to live our everyday lives. Now there is a person very close to me has opted to have cosmetic surgery to make herself feel better about her body. Gorgeous woman, smart, good job, no kids but always been self conscious about not having bigger breast so she researched and invested in a realistic bigger size. A year later she decides to just go all out for her last procedure and to top off her bigger breast she wants a fuller booty and the imaginary fat sucked out of her belly. Now she’s always had a nice shape she had hips and a nice size ass for her size. Now I will never knock her because had my life been different and I had money to jag that might have been the one thing I’d do…have fat sucked out of my body and put in my booty. So she did the one thing that always bothered her and it wasn’t good enough she wanted to do more despite not being able to comfortably afford her procedures. My point is will surgically fixing what’s not perfect on you unquestionably make you feel emotionally or mentally better even though you bought it? And for those of us who can’t afford to surgically enhance our bodies to look like Nicki Minaj and opt for the cheaper enhancements isn’t that deceptive to someone you may be dating? It makes me think of this Red Foxx joke where he says “I went home with a woman once, when we got there she threw her ass on the couch she threw her hair on the couch she threw her titties on the couch and hopped in the bed… I hopped on the couch!“ Once you fix one thing do you keep perfecting the little flaws that made you who you are? Is it all that important to look like a Barbie doll knowing that dolls are fake and plastic. We live most of our lives perfectly fine with what we were given until we hit the teens and recognize different body types. I’m still clueless as to why it’s so important for everyone to look like cookie cutter versions of each other? I’ve heard on plenty occasions from walking around and being out “damn shorty you would be a 10 if your ass was bigger” and I admit that is the one thing I do wish I had. Not because of Kim K, or Buffy the Booty or Body or even a Nicki Minaj because if I wanted it that bad I’d do as they did and buy it. I’d want it for the sake of wearing a dress and filling it out the way I’d like to, but instead God blessed me with one helluva rack so I flaunt what I have and still feel and look like a million dollars fuck your dime piece. The world is becoming so appearance obsessed we have the over weight killing themselves to be thin, the thin ones going overboard to be voluptuous and the voluptuous ones feeling either too thin or too thick. I do encourage people to do what makes them happy and healthy, but as a warning be prepared to more than likely just look the way you want to. Most plastic surgeons will even tell you if your doing this for vanity purposes you’re doing it for the wrong reasons. Confidence comes from within so if your lacking that no enhancements (permanent or removable)will change that, they haven’t invented a self esteem surgery yet. So not only should we all be happy the way we were made, we need to encourage the younger ones to be happy and confident within themselves. Love their image just the way they are and not to feed into the misguided media that thrives off of making us feel we need work. Just for experimental sake pick up one of those magazines that say look like this in weeks or get washboard abs tomorrow and flip through the pages and look at how many makeup, hair color, padded bras and booty ads they have verses a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers or even exercise classes they promote. They will have a few try at home moves but it’s only after they’ve given you tricks to lips like Angelina Jolie or get Taylor Swifts smokey eyes. Pay attention to the subliminal messages being fed to us before you end up falling victim to media manipulation. That’s it for today until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…Live  Laugh Love.

                                   Welcome to The G Spot…. The Woman Zone: Anal Part II
Welcome World! You found The G Spot…The Woman Zone. Last week we talked about Anal Sex and today we will be diving into part II of anal with our discussion of: oral anal. Very rarely will I bring a topic to you that I have never experienced for myself and today is no different! I have been on the giving and receiving end of oral anal. I understand most people feel that this is just a no go and understandably so. But we are here to discuss the misconceptions.  I at one time felt oral anal was not an option until just a few years ago when randomly the act was done to me. I wasn’t disgusted or turned off. I felt honored that the guy I was with felt I was worthy of the sacred anus lickus. (just a term I use instead of saying licking ass) It was just an addition to the head I was getting but a sweet treat none the less. I’m aware that people feel that participating in this oral activity is against all hygiene rules and regulations. I mean it is an ass. But if you participate in regular hygiene rituals that we all should be doing, I’m curious why it’s such a big deal? Especially for a man. There’s not that much space between the area your tongue would be in while eating a woman’s kitty, to be honest it’s very likely you’ve already slipped and done it while giving head. Yes we all sweat and we have bodily functions and fluids that may make this action seem impossible and once again I am in no way saying that you should be out there licking everyone’s ass. But in a committed relationship, or as committed as it can be this day and age, why is this activity forbidden or not even discussed? I myself was a little concerned with what it would be like or taste like or feel like and honestly my mind was making a bigger deal out of it than it was. It tasted like every other part of his body. Which is probably the reason most people are afraid to try it. They think its going to taste like shit, and I’m here to tell you: SO UNTRUE. Now I can’t speak for a guy who doesn’t wash his ass…pun intended. But as far as my experiences with it, it’s been pleasant. No shit balls on the tongue, no after taste of ass, no farting in the face. And from my being on the receiving end of it a very sexy sensation. Tonight’s homework assignment is a little different than the others: I don’t want you to go out and just lick an ass, you need to be in a complete state of ease before trying it so I want you to think about doing it. I want you to envision yourself doing it, without hesitation, without fear. Just for the pure satisfaction of pleasuring your partner. It’s a great rule of thumb to be open to all aspects of sex. If you want it done or wouldn’t mind it done to you, why couldn’t you do the same to your partner? So with that,  you and your partner should talk about exploring a sexual side you never have before and oral anal is the topic that you should kick it off with. Now make sure you do this assignment, it gets no easier than talking and trust me the assignments are only going to more detailed and risqué so if you can’t do this, I’m pretty sure you will be flunking this course! Hope to hear back from you all…until then Happy Humping!

                                                              Fee B’s Makeup Bag
Hello World! Let me just start by saying I try to be neutral when it comes to writing. I rather hear everyone else's point of view when I’m torn on a topic BUT on this one I can't be neutral so with that said…the item I’m pulling out of my bag today is Liars: who does it more/better? There’s a song by rapper Yo Gotti called Women Lie Men Lie that implies women lie more than men. I've even heard comedians (males of course) do stand up routines going into detail about how much women lie and I must say that has got to be the biggest bunch of bullshit around...now I will say this: women lie better than men, but never more. Men lie about everything from where they just came from, to who they’re on the phone with, to what time they woke up or ate that day! Basically the smallest stupidest shit that there is no need to lie about... women don’t need to lie like that because our lies are so detailed and complete there is no reason to keep talking ourselves into trouble. One lie covers it all for us. Men have to create a lie, lie about the lie, remember it, repeat the lie, and sorry I don’t think men have the patience to do that or remember all of what they’ve said… which is why most men get caught in their lies. Its too much planning and remembering involved which is why women will always be better at it because we can remember the lies we told you, and the lies you told us and just to make sure you don’t catch us off guard we'll question you on what you’ve said just to see if your story remains the same to keep the heat off our backs... A little reverse psychology for that ass! Now this is coming from a reformed professional liar I mean I had answers for any possible question thrown my way because I thought like jigsaw from Saw: I plan for all possibilities...But I didn't lie all day everyday I was just a good liar when I had to lie. So what’s your take on the topic? Who do you think lies more?? Lies Better?? Better yet as adults why are we still even lying about shit? I know you all couldn’t agree with me so tell me what you think…until the next time I reach into my makeup bag…Live Laugh Love